Some riddles and jokes i found, tell me what you think. :) sorry if some got cut!
Question: Some riddles and jokes i found, tell me what you think!. :) sorry if some got cut off!?
Some riddles and jokes (some got cut off)
What runs but never walks!? Water!
What is white when its dirty and black when its clean!?
A blackboard!
What has one eye but cannot see!? A needle!
What kind of coat you can put on which doesn't have buttons, a zipper, or sleeves!? A coat of paint!.
What belongs to you, other people use it a lot, but you hardly every use it!? Your name!
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T!?
A teapot!
Q!.) What has holes, but can still hold large amounts of water!?
A!.) A sponge! :D
1) What gets wet when drying !? towel
2) Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday!? yesterday, today, tomorrow
3) What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years!? Letter M
Q: What do you call an eternity!?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop!.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes!?
A: Toes Go In First!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What runs but never walks!? Water!
What is white when its dirty and black when its clean!?
A blackboard!
What has one eye but cannot see!? A needle!
What kind of coat you can put on which doesn't have buttons, a zipper, or sleeves!? A coat of paint!.
What belongs to you, other people use it a lot, but you hardly every use it!? Your name!
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T!?
A teapot!
Q!.) What has holes, but can still hold large amounts of water!?
A!.) A sponge! :D
1) What gets wet when drying !? towel
2) Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday!? yesterday, today, tomorrow
3) What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years!? Letter M
Q: What do you call an eternity!?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop!.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes!?
A: Toes Go In First!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
good job blond jokes are funny way to go!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL @ the blonde jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
LLMAOOO
LOVE THEMM =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOVE THEMM =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for the last ones! ~ : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
love blonde jokes!Www@Enter-QA@Com
some good middle school jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
those are FUNNY! lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow!.It clever and funny!.!.!.!.!.that what make a riddle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a man lives on the 20th floor in a bilding he goes to work everyday !. wen he goes to his floor he always rides they elivater up to the 10 th floor and then walks the stairs the rest of the way unless its raining !.!.!. why is this!.!.!.!. b/c hes a migit he goes all da way up continusly wen it rains b/c he has a unbrealla to poke the buttonsWww@Enter-QA@Com