Psychiatric Hotline?!
Question: Psychiatric Hotline!?
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline!.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly!.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2!.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6!.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want!. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call!.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press!.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press!. No one will answer!.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly!.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2!.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6!.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want!. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call!.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press!.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press!. No one will answer!.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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That is currently my cell phone voicemail, thank you very much!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.
SteveC
Vroom Vroom!Www@Enter-QA@Com
SteveC
Vroom Vroom!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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good one, lmao ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just to cover my bases I pressed all the #s three times! LOL :)
This is great!
Gold Star For YOU!!!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is great!
Gold Star For YOU!!!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com