What do you think of this joke? ( IT HAS BAD WORDS)?!
Question: What do you think of this joke!? ( IT HAS BAD WORDS)!?
so one day in class the teacher was doing a spelling activedy!.!.!.!.but jony waz in her class so she was kinda woried about what he would say!.!. but she ppicked him for letter A HIS ANSWER WAS " ASSHOLE!!" jony!! the teacher said then she picked on sweet sally "apple" she said!. very good the teacher said!. ok then nexted letter B !. she still called on jony!.!.!. his answer was " *****!!" jony!! she said!. thats a nody word!!. she alphebet contenued and the teacher dident call on jony for any of the letters since B then it came to R the teacher thought jony couldent say a bad word so she called on jony!.!.!.!. his answer was " A RAT!.!.!. A BIG ******* RAT WITH A BIG THROBING DICK AND BIG FURRY BALLS!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit!. "Now
class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of
fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about!."
"Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red!."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely,
ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple!."
"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking!. Now, for the
second!. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish!."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get
the teacher to call on him!. But she skips him again and calls on
Billy!.
"Is it a peach!?"
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato!. But I like you're
thinking!. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard!."
By now, Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand
frantically!. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally!.
"A banana," she says!.
"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your
thinking!."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly!. "Hey,
I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket!.
Okay, I've got it: it's about 8 inches long, hard, and
it's got a little pink head on it!."
"Johnny!" she cries!. "That's disgusting!"
"Nope," answers Johnny, "its a pencil, but I like your
thinking!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit!. "Now
class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of
fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about!."
"Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red!."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely,
ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple!."
"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking!. Now, for the
second!. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish!."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get
the teacher to call on him!. But she skips him again and calls on
Billy!.
"Is it a peach!?"
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato!. But I like you're
thinking!. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard!."
By now, Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand
frantically!. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally!.
"A banana," she says!.
"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your
thinking!."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly!. "Hey,
I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket!.
Okay, I've got it: it's about 8 inches long, hard, and
it's got a little pink head on it!."
"Johnny!" she cries!. "That's disgusting!"
"Nope," answers Johnny, "its a pencil, but I like your
thinking!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
your grammar and spelling is funnier than the actual joke!.!.!. which is actually funny since the joke was about a spelling class!.!.!. haha whether it was your intention or not to create the irony i had a good laugh!.!.!. 5 out of 5 stars :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was sofa king funny,I'm going to Helen Wait for you to come down with me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha!?
did u jst use this as an excuse to put in swears!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
did u jst use this as an excuse to put in swears!?Www@Enter-QA@Com