Whats the funniest thing ever seen?!


Question: Whats the funniest thing ever seen!?
i mean funny funny not just funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
How did the Mathematician deal with constipation!?
He worked it out with a pencil!

also this guy!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=XLCy8O7cH!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I was skiing with a bunch of girl friends and guy friends!. We let this one kid ski with us at ski club cause he really doesn't have any friends, so we were all going down a double black diamond!. all of us get down but two!.!. the guy dork with no friends that we let ski with us!.!.!. and a girl version of that guy!. So the guy comes SPEEDING down the hill and cant stop, he keeps going, almost running us over, but we moved, and he runs straight into the orange barrier, he gets all tangled up in it RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE SKI TEAM!!! While this is happening the girl is doing FLIPS down the mountain cause she sucked at skiing and the skii patrol guy is trying to help her go down, but she keeps flipping on top of him!. It was so funny, all of us other kids were on the GROUND laughing so hard, so was the ski team that saw the guy get all tangled up! GAWD it was a good night! haha!Www@Enter-QA@Com

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit!. "Now
class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of
fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about!."

"Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red!."

Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely,
ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple!."

"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking!. Now, for the
second!. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish!."

Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get
the teacher to call on him!. But she skips him again and calls on
Billy!.

"Is it a peach!?"
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato!. But I like you're
thinking!. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard!."

By now, Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand
frantically!. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally!.
"A banana," she says!.

"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your
thinking!."

Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly!. "Hey,
I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket!.
Okay, I've got it: it's about 8 inches long, hard, and
it's got a little pink head on it!."

"Johnny!" she cries!. "That's disgusting!"

"Nope," answers Johnny, "its a pencil, but I like your
thinking!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

my friend and i were at turner falls and we were walking bare foot in threw one of the river/creak things that was ankle high and very slippery in all our clothes and stuff!. she goes" i dont want to get my shirt wet so im going to go get in my bathing suit" or something like that and as soon as she says taht she trips and falls flat on her face into the deeper part and got soaking wet!. it was SO funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

a piano fallin onto a baby in churchWww@Enter-QA@Com

my brother farted continuously in a crowd!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

u eating $hit out of ur fat a$$ wifes A$$Www@Enter-QA@Com

my neighbors faceWww@Enter-QA@Com



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