Riddle. . .Joke. . .REPLY!?!
Question: Riddle!. !. !.Joke!. !. !.REPLY!!?
What dries every time it gets wet!?
and a joke- Two women met each other up in heaven one of them said to the other who did you die!?
She replied from a heart attack!. And then the one who had the heart attack asks, How did you die!?
She replied i froze to death!.
The one who froze to death asked how did you have a heart attack!?
She replied, i was worried that my husband having an affair so i rushed home i ran into all the rooms but couldn't find anyone and died because i was so out of breath and had a heart attack!.
And then the other women replied, too bad you didn't look in the freezeR!.
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and a joke- Two women met each other up in heaven one of them said to the other who did you die!?
She replied from a heart attack!. And then the one who had the heart attack asks, How did you die!?
She replied i froze to death!.
The one who froze to death asked how did you have a heart attack!?
She replied, i was worried that my husband having an affair so i rushed home i ran into all the rooms but couldn't find anyone and died because i was so out of breath and had a heart attack!.
And then the other women replied, too bad you didn't look in the freezeR!.
That wasn't funny was it!? Reply with a rating of mine and your own joke!. Best joke, for best answer!!!!
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Answers:
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
Martha complained that her husband, George, was just getting too old and listless!. She suggested that he go to the doctor for a checkup and see if the doctor could give him something to pep him up!. George went to the doctor and when he got home he was a different man!. He chased his wife around the house and couldn't get her to bed often enough!. Martha was worn out!. She thought, "This is too good to be true!. I'm going to the doctor and see if he can do something for me!." George drove his wife to the doctor's office and waited while she went in to see the doctor!. Martha said to the doctor, "What did you tell my husband!. He is like a new man!." The doctor said, "Well, I don't know!. I gave him a checkup but I don't remember saying anything that would change him like that!." She said, "Well, he's right out here in the waiting room!. You ask him!. George came into the office!. The doctor said, "What did I say to you that gave you so much energy!?" George said, "You said be cheerful!. You have a hot mama!" The doctor said!. "Oh, no! I said, be careful!. You have a heart murmur!"
This old couple's sitting on their front porch rocking one morning, she says to him, "Do you remember what we were doing 50 years ago this morning!?" "Yes," he replies, "We was eating breakfast in the nude!." "That's right," she says, "Lets do it again and see if we can re-kindle some of those old feelings!?" "OK, "he agrees!.
Later, as they were eating, she says "Pa!. I think it's working!. My boobs are as warm for you now as they ever were!." "Well, they ought to be," he says!. "You got one boobhanging in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!."
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office!. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills!." Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs!. Smith, but you're 75 years old!. What possible use could you have for birth control pills!?" The woman responded, "They help me sleep better!." The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep!?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night!."
Two old ladies were rocking in their chairs on the nursing home porch!. One says "Martha, do you remember the minuet!?" Martha answers "Heck, I don't even remember the ones I slept with!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
Martha complained that her husband, George, was just getting too old and listless!. She suggested that he go to the doctor for a checkup and see if the doctor could give him something to pep him up!. George went to the doctor and when he got home he was a different man!. He chased his wife around the house and couldn't get her to bed often enough!. Martha was worn out!. She thought, "This is too good to be true!. I'm going to the doctor and see if he can do something for me!." George drove his wife to the doctor's office and waited while she went in to see the doctor!. Martha said to the doctor, "What did you tell my husband!. He is like a new man!." The doctor said, "Well, I don't know!. I gave him a checkup but I don't remember saying anything that would change him like that!." She said, "Well, he's right out here in the waiting room!. You ask him!. George came into the office!. The doctor said, "What did I say to you that gave you so much energy!?" George said, "You said be cheerful!. You have a hot mama!" The doctor said!. "Oh, no! I said, be careful!. You have a heart murmur!"
This old couple's sitting on their front porch rocking one morning, she says to him, "Do you remember what we were doing 50 years ago this morning!?" "Yes," he replies, "We was eating breakfast in the nude!." "That's right," she says, "Lets do it again and see if we can re-kindle some of those old feelings!?" "OK, "he agrees!.
Later, as they were eating, she says "Pa!. I think it's working!. My boobs are as warm for you now as they ever were!." "Well, they ought to be," he says!. "You got one boobhanging in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!."
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office!. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills!." Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs!. Smith, but you're 75 years old!. What possible use could you have for birth control pills!?" The woman responded, "They help me sleep better!." The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep!?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night!."
Two old ladies were rocking in their chairs on the nursing home porch!. One says "Martha, do you remember the minuet!?" Martha answers "Heck, I don't even remember the ones I slept with!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Towel, and i have heard the joke before but still makes me laugh everytime!.!.!. heres my joke!.!.!.
Who's in charge!?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
Trying to decide who was the one in charge!.
"I should be in charge," said the brain ,
"Because I run all the body's systems,
So without me nothing would happen!."
"I should be in charge," said the blood ,
"Because I circulate oxygen all over
So without me you'd all waste away!."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach,
"Because I process food and give
All of you energy!."
"I should be in charge," said the legs,
"because I carry the body wherever
It needs to go!."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"Because I allow the body to see
Where it goes!."
"I should be in charge," said the Rectum,
"Because I'm responsible for
Waste removal!."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him, so in a huff,
He shut down tight!.
Within a few days,
The brain had a terrible headache,
The stomach was bloated,
The legs got wobbly,
The eyes got watery,
And the blood Was toxic!.
They all decided that the
Rectum should be the boss!.
The Moral of the story!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
The a***hole is usually in charge!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's in charge!?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
Trying to decide who was the one in charge!.
"I should be in charge," said the brain ,
"Because I run all the body's systems,
So without me nothing would happen!."
"I should be in charge," said the blood ,
"Because I circulate oxygen all over
So without me you'd all waste away!."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach,
"Because I process food and give
All of you energy!."
"I should be in charge," said the legs,
"because I carry the body wherever
It needs to go!."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"Because I allow the body to see
Where it goes!."
"I should be in charge," said the Rectum,
"Because I'm responsible for
Waste removal!."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him, so in a huff,
He shut down tight!.
Within a few days,
The brain had a terrible headache,
The stomach was bloated,
The legs got wobbly,
The eyes got watery,
And the blood Was toxic!.
They all decided that the
Rectum should be the boss!.
The Moral of the story!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
The a***hole is usually in charge!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
#1 a towel i heard that one
#2 lol funny i heard that joke except like this
there were two blonds in heaven!. they started to asked how did you die!. one said that she tripped over the stairs and died!. the other said that she froze to death!. the girl who froze to death asked the girl who tripped how did she trip!. she said," when I came home, I saw my husband naked and saw a women's bra on the floor so I figured that he was cheating on me!. so i looked in the attic, but i tripped over the stairs and died!." then the girl who froze to death said, if you looked in the freezer, we wouldn't be here right now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
#2 lol funny i heard that joke except like this
there were two blonds in heaven!. they started to asked how did you die!. one said that she tripped over the stairs and died!. the other said that she froze to death!. the girl who froze to death asked the girl who tripped how did she trip!. she said," when I came home, I saw my husband naked and saw a women's bra on the floor so I figured that he was cheating on me!. so i looked in the attic, but i tripped over the stairs and died!." then the girl who froze to death said, if you looked in the freezer, we wouldn't be here right now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
# 1 A towel gets wetter as it dries!.!.!
# 2 9/10!.!.!.
# 3 Two nuns from France were coming to New York!.
While awaiting their landing, one nun looks at the other and says, "Over here in America, they have strange customs!."
"Really!? Like what!?" says the other!.
"Over here, they eat dogs!."
Astounded, the other gasps, "DOGS! No way! Really!?"
"Yeah, they sure do!."
"Well, I guess we'll have to just get us some so that we can try to fit in!."
After they landed, they went to Central Park to a hot dog stand and ordered!.
"Two dogs, please!" the nuns said!.
Afterwards, they went to a park bench to eat their dogs!.
When one nun unwrapped hers, she blushed!.
She turned to the other nun and reluctantly asked, "Er, um!.!.!.which part did you get!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
# 2 9/10!.!.!.
# 3 Two nuns from France were coming to New York!.
While awaiting their landing, one nun looks at the other and says, "Over here in America, they have strange customs!."
"Really!? Like what!?" says the other!.
"Over here, they eat dogs!."
Astounded, the other gasps, "DOGS! No way! Really!?"
"Yeah, they sure do!."
"Well, I guess we'll have to just get us some so that we can try to fit in!."
After they landed, they went to Central Park to a hot dog stand and ordered!.
"Two dogs, please!" the nuns said!.
Afterwards, they went to a park bench to eat their dogs!.
When one nun unwrapped hers, she blushed!.
She turned to the other nun and reluctantly asked, "Er, um!.!.!.which part did you get!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Riddle - Your body
Joke - I have two jokes:
1!. My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health!." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money!. It was my grandfather!.
2!. A guy shows up late for work!. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why!? What happened at 8:30!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Joke - I have two jokes:
1!. My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health!." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money!. It was my grandfather!.
2!. A guy shows up late for work!. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why!? What happened at 8:30!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
1) TOWEL
2) Okay, so they are in court!.!.!.!.
Judge: What were you doing at April 1st!?
Old Lady: Well, I was outside on my porch, resting!.
Judge: What made you kill this man!?
Old Lady: Well, he came next to me and he started rubbing MY thighs!.
J: Why did't u stop him!?
OL: Because it felt really good!.
J: And then!?
OL: He started rubbing my boobs!.
J: And why didn't u stop him!?
OL: Because it felt even better!.
J: And then what!?
OL: So I undressed and lay on the porch in the nude!. I said, "Take me away young man!"
J: THEN!?!!?
OL: The man said, "HA! april fools!" and then he left!
J: THEN!?!!?
OL: so i took out my rifle and shot him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2) Okay, so they are in court!.!.!.!.
Judge: What were you doing at April 1st!?
Old Lady: Well, I was outside on my porch, resting!.
Judge: What made you kill this man!?
Old Lady: Well, he came next to me and he started rubbing MY thighs!.
J: Why did't u stop him!?
OL: Because it felt really good!.
J: And then!?
OL: He started rubbing my boobs!.
J: And why didn't u stop him!?
OL: Because it felt even better!.
J: And then what!?
OL: So I undressed and lay on the porch in the nude!. I said, "Take me away young man!"
J: THEN!?!!?
OL: The man said, "HA! april fools!" and then he left!
J: THEN!?!!?
OL: so i took out my rifle and shot him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a towell, and heres a joke!. Whats funnier then your son failing the 5th grade!?
your father still in the 5th grade!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
your father still in the 5th grade!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1) towel
2) lol!.!.!.
good ones
thanks for posting!.!.!.
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2) lol!.!.!.
good ones
thanks for posting!.!.!.
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Towel!. Too late :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
a towel!.
How do you circumcise a redneck!?
Kick his sister in the jaw!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do you circumcise a redneck!?
Kick his sister in the jaw!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dunno theanswer to the riddle but the joke!.!.!.hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh hahahaahhahahaaha dang i didn't get it @ first!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Personally i liked it!.!. i found it a bit predictable but w/e:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
A Towel, I heard that joke before, the redneck joke was funny!.
An elderly couple had been dating each other for 30 years and, at the urging of their friends and family, the finally decided it was time to get married!. But first, they agreed they should work out the details of how their marriage was going to be, as to avoid any let downs or misunderstandings!.
So the older couple went out to a nice dinner and had a long conversation about how their marriage is going to work!. They discussed living arrangements, finances and other important stuff!. Finally, the older gentleman decided it was time to bring up the subject of their physical relationship!.
“How do you feel about sex!?” he asked, rather trustingly yet intrigued!.
“Well,” she said, trying to choose her words carefully, “I’d have to say… I would like it infrequently!.”
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and casually asked… “Is that one word or two!?”Www@Enter-QA@Com
An elderly couple had been dating each other for 30 years and, at the urging of their friends and family, the finally decided it was time to get married!. But first, they agreed they should work out the details of how their marriage was going to be, as to avoid any let downs or misunderstandings!.
So the older couple went out to a nice dinner and had a long conversation about how their marriage is going to work!. They discussed living arrangements, finances and other important stuff!. Finally, the older gentleman decided it was time to bring up the subject of their physical relationship!.
“How do you feel about sex!?” he asked, rather trustingly yet intrigued!.
“Well,” she said, trying to choose her words carefully, “I’d have to say… I would like it infrequently!.”
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and casually asked… “Is that one word or two!?”Www@Enter-QA@Com