A 12 year old who got a BB gun for Christmas spilled his BBs in the family stew.!
Question: A 12 year old who got a BB gun for Christmas spilled his BBs in the family stew!.!.!.!.!?
About 30 minutes after dinner he goes to his mom and said "Mom, I peed a BB!." She asked "Does it hurt!?" He said "no" she said "don't worry about it then!." An hour later he said "Mom, I peed another BB!." She asked "does it hurt!?" He said "no"!. She said "don't sorry about it then!." An hour later he came to her again and said "Mom!." She said "I know, you peed another BB!." He said "No, I was masturbating and I shot the dog!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Eeew! But funny at the same time!
LMAO!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Doesn't work, digestive system isn't linked to urinary or reproductive systems!.
Edit: I originally heard this as a woman pregnant with triplets shot 3 times, works better as not specified about where in their bodies bullets entered adding air of mystery!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Edit: I originally heard this as a woman pregnant with triplets shot 3 times, works better as not specified about where in their bodies bullets entered adding air of mystery!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Leave it to Steve B to try and ruin it for everybody!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one, lmao ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com