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STUD ROOSTER
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop!. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
'OK old fart, time for you to retire!.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens!.
Look what it has done to me!.
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner!?'
The young rooster says,
'Beat it: You are washed up
and I am taking over!.'
The old rooster says,
'I tell you what, young stud!.
I will race you around the farmhouse!. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop!.' The young rooster laughs!.
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man!.
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start!.'
The old rooster takes off running!. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him!. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap!.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
when he sees the roosters running by!.
The Old Rooster is squawking
and running as hard as he can!.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
he blows the young rooster to bits!. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
'Dammit!.!.!.!.!.
third gay rooster I bought this month!.'
Moral of this
story!? !.!.
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery
always overcome youth and arrogance!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop!. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
'OK old fart, time for you to retire!.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens!.
Look what it has done to me!.
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner!?'
The young rooster says,
'Beat it: You are washed up
and I am taking over!.'
The old rooster says,
'I tell you what, young stud!.
I will race you around the farmhouse!. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop!.' The young rooster laughs!.
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man!.
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start!.'
The old rooster takes off running!. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him!. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap!.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
when he sees the roosters running by!.
The Old Rooster is squawking
and running as hard as he can!.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
he blows the young rooster to bits!. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
'Dammit!.!.!.!.!.
third gay rooster I bought this month!.'
Moral of this
story!? !.!.
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery
always overcome youth and arrogance!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
screw those guys!.!.!.i found it funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
yup gota agree, the image of those roosters running past squawking is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL xD
haha i was expecting the be crappy but that was pretty funny xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha i was expecting the be crappy but that was pretty funny xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. I don't get who was saying what!.
2!. it was too long
3!. It was confusing
4!. It wasn't funny
SORRY !!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. it was too long
3!. It was confusing
4!. It wasn't funny
SORRY !!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Golden oldie, it just improves with age, nice one!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lmao!Www@Enter-QA@Com
its too long!.!.!.!. i got bored after the first wordWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!. hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com