Stuttering kitty?!
Question: Stuttering kitty!?
A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students!.
'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says!.
A little girl raised her hand!. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered',
she volunteered!. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these
stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident!.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we
knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must have been scarry', said the teacher!. 'It sure was', said
the little girl!. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff,
Fffff'!.!.!.!. And before he could say 'Fu&%', the Rottweiler ate him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says!.
A little girl raised her hand!. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered',
she volunteered!. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these
stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident!.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we
knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must have been scarry', said the teacher!. 'It sure was', said
the little girl!. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff,
Fffff'!.!.!.!. And before he could say 'Fu&%', the Rottweiler ate him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
someone should have asked the dog if kitty tasted like chicken, the other white meatWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. that hilarious!
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. that hilarious!
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
it was okay, but a little too original!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's hilarious but so sad that the cat died!. good joke thoWww@Enter-QA@Com
why did the kitty have to die!?!? but it was funny though!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hhaha aww poor catWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com