I need help finding an old email joke?!
Question: I need help finding an old email joke!?
I dont remember details, but somebody forwarded me a funny email a while back about girls "point system" for guys!. It had a list of things like
"Going out with an old friend= 500 points"
"whose name is Candy" = -100 points
"who is his stripper ex-girlfriend = -1000 points"
Does anyone have it or know where I can find it!?
Its not in my email anywhere and i dont remember who sent it to me!.
Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Going out with an old friend= 500 points"
"whose name is Candy" = -100 points
"who is his stripper ex-girlfriend = -1000 points"
Does anyone have it or know where I can find it!?
Its not in my email anywhere and i dont remember who sent it to me!.
Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Here's some of it:
You make the bed = 1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows = 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets = -1
You leave the toilet seat up = -5
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty = 0
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex = -1
When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom = -2
You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light pantyliners with wings = 5
But return with beer = -5
You check out a suspicious noise at night = 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing = 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something = 5
You pummel it with a six iron = 10
It's her father = -10Www@Enter-QA@Com
You make the bed = 1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows = 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets = -1
You leave the toilet seat up = -5
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty = 0
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex = -1
When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom = -2
You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light pantyliners with wings = 5
But return with beer = -5
You check out a suspicious noise at night = 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing = 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something = 5
You pummel it with a six iron = 10
It's her father = -10Www@Enter-QA@Com
maybe if you restore your pc to the earlier time or go into history you will find it in your pc, its in there somewhere just have to hunt it down,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Don't have any!Www@Enter-QA@Com