So this guy walks into a bar...???!


Question: So this guy walks into a bar!.!.!.!?!?!?
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and sits at the bar!. "What can I get you!?" the bartender inquires!.

"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man!.

"6 shots! Are you celebrating something!?"

"Yeah, my first bl0w j0b!."

"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house!."

"No offense, sir!. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of scotch!. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another one and after he drinks that one he once again looks into his pocket, and then orders another scotch!. The guy keeps on doing this for around ten more times before the bartender gets curious!. So the bartender asks him why he keeps on looking in his pocket before he orders another drink and since it is his bar he has a right to know!. The now drunk man answers that he has a picture of his wife in there and every night he goes into a bar and drinks scotches until she stars to actually look cute in the picture before going home to her!.!.!. whereas the bartender gives him around 5 more drinks before the man finally heads home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

and sees a man sitting at the bar, holding a tiny piano player!. The guy looks at him and asks "where did you get that!?" The man responds with "There's a genie outside who will grant one wish for you!." The guy goes outside of the bar and says to the genie "I want!.!.!.one million bucks!." And voila! He gets 1 million ducks!. The guy walks back into the bar and says to the man "What the heck! I asked for one million bucks and I got 1 million ducks!" The man looks at the guy and responds with "You think I asked for a 12 inch pianist!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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so this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender "do you have any nuts" and the bartender says "no this is a bar!." same guy walks into the bar next day and says "got any nuts!?" and the bartender says "no this is a bar!." he walks into the bar the next day and says "got any nuts" the bartender says "no its a bar!"

the guy goes back for about another week and the same thing happens!.

day 10 the guy walks into the bar and says "got any nuts!?"
the bartender says "NO WE DO NOT! IF YOU KEEP ASKING IM GOING TO NAIL YOUR MOUTH TOGETHER!!!!"
the guy walks into the bar the next day and says "got any nails!?" and the bartender says "!.!.!.no" and the guy goes "GOOD! got any nuts!?"


EDIT: hey!.!.!. somebody copied me later down!.!.!.!. BLEHWww@Enter-QA@Com

So this guy walks into a bar and sees a sign reading
FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!

the guy asks the bartender what the test is!. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it!. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth!.!.!.you have to remove it with your bare hands!. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm!. You gotta make things right for her!."

The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it!. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there!. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah!?"

He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face!. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence!.

The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body!. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

i starred!


so this guy walks into a bar!.!.!.!. OUCH!

so this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender "do you have any nuts" and the bartender says "no this is a bar!." same guy walks into the bar and says "got any nuts!?" and the bartender says "no this is a bar!." he walks into the bar the next day and says "got any nuts" the bartnder says "no its a bar!"

the guy goes back for about another week and the same thing happens!.

day 10 the guy walks into the bar and says "got any nuts!?"
the bartender says "NO WE DO NOT! IF YOU KEEP ASKING IM GOING TO NAIL YOUR MOUTH TOGETHER!!!!"
the guy walks into the bar the next day and says "got any nails!?" and the bartender says "!.!.!.no" and the guy goes "GOOD! got any nuts!?"

i think the last one is cuteeeWww@Enter-QA@Com

so this guy walks into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

And asks the horse behind the counter, "Why the Long Face"!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ouch!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

and asks for a toaster and an EggoWww@Enter-QA@Com

bangs his head when he bends down and goes up again and dies!.!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com

ouchWww@Enter-QA@Com



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