Are they not strong enough?!
Question: Are they not strong enough!?
A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count!.
The doctor gives the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow!."
The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day!.
The doctor asks what happened,and the man explains, "Well, first I tried with my right hand, but nothing happened!. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing!. Then I asked my wife for help!. She tried with her right hand - nothing!. Then with her left, still nothing!. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing!. Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing!."
The doctor was shocked!. "You asked your NEIGHBOUR!?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The doctor gives the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow!."
The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day!.
The doctor asks what happened,and the man explains, "Well, first I tried with my right hand, but nothing happened!. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing!. Then I asked my wife for help!. She tried with her right hand - nothing!. Then with her left, still nothing!. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing!. Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing!."
The doctor was shocked!. "You asked your NEIGHBOUR!?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Lol, what a dirty mind that doctor has!!
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Righty tighty
Lefty loosie! ~ : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lefty loosie! ~ : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA this is brilliantWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahhahaahaahahaha That was quite hilarious dang!! that was good shoot i am still smiling : ]Www@Enter-QA@Com
How would you try to open a jar with your teeth in!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolololWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lmfa0!.!.!. woowwwwwwwwwwwwWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!! and i thought it was rude!!
My bad!!
Especially the teeth thing i was like!! OMG!!! Flagged, Flagged!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
My bad!!
Especially the teeth thing i was like!! OMG!!! Flagged, Flagged!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
Large Bowl of Peanuts
A preacher visits an elderly woman for his congregation!. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table!. "Mind if I have a few" he asks!. "Not at all" the woman replied!. They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl!. "I'm totally sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really meant to eat few!." "Oh that's all right" the woman says!. "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
Large Bowl of Peanuts
A preacher visits an elderly woman for his congregation!. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table!. "Mind if I have a few" he asks!. "Not at all" the woman replied!. They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl!. "I'm totally sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really meant to eat few!." "Oh that's all right" the woman says!. "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them!."Www@Enter-QA@Com