Dont believe what the papers say?!
Question: Dont believe what the papers say!?
A biker is riding past the zoo when he notices a little girl leaning up against the lion enclosure !. A lion suddenly grabs the girls coat and tries to pull her into the cage !. The biker sees this and rides up to the cage , jumps off his bike and punches the lion right on its nose forcing it to let go of the girl !. The biker picks the girl up and takes her over to her horrified parents who thank him profusely for saving their little girls life !.
A man walks up to the biker and says " that was the bravest thing I have ever seen " the biker replies " well I just reacted to the situation , the lion was behind bars and it just seemed the right thing to do "!.
" Well " said the man " I am a journalist and tomorrow this story will make the front page , tell me what sort of bike do you ride " , " a honda " replied the biker and rode away!. The next day the biker bought a paper to see what the journalist had written and on the front page the headline read
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCHWww@Enter-QA@Com
A man walks up to the biker and says " that was the bravest thing I have ever seen " the biker replies " well I just reacted to the situation , the lion was behind bars and it just seemed the right thing to do "!.
" Well " said the man " I am a journalist and tomorrow this story will make the front page , tell me what sort of bike do you ride " , " a honda " replied the biker and rode away!. The next day the biker bought a paper to see what the journalist had written and on the front page the headline read
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCHWww@Enter-QA@Com
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hahahaha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. classic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Quite so!. And what about the story about the chap who escaped from a lunatic asylum, who on the way out of the building sexually assaulted the cleaning lady, before running off!. Headline!?
"NUT, SCREWS WASHER AND BOLTS"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"NUT, SCREWS WASHER AND BOLTS"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha! That's probably about how it would play out too!.!.!.!. I have heard so many bad headlines when I've known at least some of the real story!. If I had a BB gun and some bottle rockets, the news would turn that into firearms and bomb making material!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.bet the lion wz happy!.!.!.herez a star!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com