A joke, NO OFFENCE INTENDED!!!?!

a man was walking by the beach!.he was wandering along when he heard the sound of a woman's cry comin from the shore!.he looked towards the shore and saw a lopsided wheelchair!.as he got closer, he realised the woman in the wheelchair had no limbs!.the woman was still crying, so the man asked if he could do anything to help!.the woman said noone stopped to help her in 2 hrs!.the man fixed her wheel & he turned to leave!.he got a few steps when he heard her crying again!.he turned back & asked what was wrong this time!. she said she had never been kissed!. he felt sorry for her, so he bent down & gave her a gentle kiss on the lips!.she smiled,so he turned to walk away!.again he got a few steps when he heard her cry again!.he stopped, turned & asked her what was wrong this time!.she said she'd never been f*cked!. he smiled at her, bent down, & gently picked her limbless body up into his strong arms!. he turned to the shore, chucked her into the water & said there u go, you're f*cked now!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

---

---