Should I apologise for this?!
Question: Should I apologise for this!?
A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video!.
She goes to the video shop and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating!.
She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR!.
To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video shop to complain!.
Blonde: "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static!."
Shop assistant: "Sorry about, that!. We've had problems with some of those tapes!. Which title did you rent!?"
Blonde says "It's called 'Head Cleaner!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
She goes to the video shop and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating!.
She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR!.
To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video shop to complain!.
Blonde: "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static!."
Shop assistant: "Sorry about, that!. We've had problems with some of those tapes!. Which title did you rent!?"
Blonde says "It's called 'Head Cleaner!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Brilliant again!. Another blonde joke and another blonde being the only one asking, "What's a head cleaner!?"
And they wonder how blonde jokes come about!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And they wonder how blonde jokes come about!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
??=life, that's not what a head cleaner is!. VCRs are video players, which was what we used before DVD players!. Occasionally the "heads" on which the videotapes spun would get dirty and to clean them you would insert a blank videotape, which, as it played, would take the dirt with it!. This was called a "head cleaner"!.
Sir Jeph, you needn't apologise, but I'm sorry that I had to explain your joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sir Jeph, you needn't apologise, but I'm sorry that I had to explain your joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here′s the twin of that one!.!.!.!.!.!.yes I know it′s old, nearly a s old as your head cleaner which by the way is still a hoot!.
So there's a blonde & a brunette riding in an elevator when it stops on the 6th floor and a man gets on!.
Well, they notice that he has some dandruff on his shoulder but politely decline to say anything until the man leaves two floors later!. The brunette then turns to the blonde & says, "someone needs to give that poor guy some Head 'n Shoulders!."
To which the blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
So there's a blonde & a brunette riding in an elevator when it stops on the 6th floor and a man gets on!.
Well, they notice that he has some dandruff on his shoulder but politely decline to say anything until the man leaves two floors later!. The brunette then turns to the blonde & says, "someone needs to give that poor guy some Head 'n Shoulders!."
To which the blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL so much for that video being stimulating!
Jendiya: a thing that cleans your head! do u get it, like the static is like the hair being rubbed everywhere and they taped someones head being cleaned! (if thz not what the joke means then i dont get it)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jendiya: a thing that cleans your head! do u get it, like the static is like the hair being rubbed everywhere and they taped someones head being cleaned! (if thz not what the joke means then i dont get it)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, how about this,
I got out that film Schindler's List the other day, was well pissed off, it was not what I thought it would be, thought it was going to be well raunchy as everybody were recommending that I watch it with a pack of tissues at hand!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I got out that film Schindler's List the other day, was well pissed off, it was not what I thought it would be, thought it was going to be well raunchy as everybody were recommending that I watch it with a pack of tissues at hand!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Absolutely you should apologise for it!
I thought it was a serious question and read the whole thing, now I'll never get that time back, it's lost forever!.
Just kidding, but don't give up your day job just yet!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I thought it was a serious question and read the whole thing, now I'll never get that time back, it's lost forever!.
Just kidding, but don't give up your day job just yet!Www@Enter-QA@Com
No need to apologise but you may need to explain to younger readers what a "VCR" and "Head Cleaner" are!Www@Enter-QA@Com
whats a head cleanerWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good 'un 10/10!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well
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ha ha
not sure
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
uuummm
ha ha
not sure
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
You probably should, but those make for the best type of joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
no you shouldnt apologise that was very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
No, why should you apologize!. It`s funny!. Well i laughed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's bad !!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yesWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
no need to apologise
it is very good!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
it is very good!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes say sorry now cos it isnt that funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
not heard it before so i award you a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Awww!.!.you don't need to apologise - just try harder next time !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com