Joke... Isnt this the sweetest thing you have ever heard???!
Question: Joke!.!.!. Isnt this the sweetest thing you have ever heard!?!?!?
NOW THIS IS SWEET!!
All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies!?'
80% held up their hands!.
The Minister then repeated his question!.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady!.
'Mrs!. Neely!?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies!?'
I don't have any!.' She replied, smiling sweetly!.
'Mrs!. Neely, that is very unusual!. How old are you!?'
'Ninety-eight!.' she replied!.
'Oh, Mrs!. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world!?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation, and said:
'I outlived the *itches!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies!?'
80% held up their hands!.
The Minister then repeated his question!.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady!.
'Mrs!. Neely!?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies!?'
I don't have any!.' She replied, smiling sweetly!.
'Mrs!. Neely, that is very unusual!. How old are you!?'
'Ninety-eight!.' she replied!.
'Oh, Mrs!. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world!?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation, and said:
'I outlived the *itches!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Oh, Kitty, should we both be so lucky as to do the same, no!?
AlwaysWww@Enter-QA@Com
AlwaysWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice, dude( I mean dudette!.!.!.!. Sorry!) I think its super duper fantabulous, dude!(I mean dudette)(Kidding, Im not gay enough to say fantabulous a third time, cause I just said it a second time)!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Awww! That's hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
love it!!
hilarious!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL!
Thanks for the belly laugh!.
I can just see my grandmother, heck my Mother doing something like that!.!.!.
God I miss them!.
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for the belly laugh!.
I can just see my grandmother, heck my Mother doing something like that!.!.!.
God I miss them!.
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
HEHEHE!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Mrs!. Neely rocks lol she is super cool I wanna be that way when I get that old lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's just gone 1am here, and that's the first good laugh I have tonight, so far ;o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your idea of sweet is not mine!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ya thats rite ahaha adorableWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg! so hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
awww adorableWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! That was awesome!. Gotta love sweet old lady jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whoa!! Grandma slow down!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny and sweet
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny and sweet
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Reminds me of my grandma!.!.!.:) SO sweet!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL That's so sweet!
A star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol I love this joke *star for you* haha maybe I can outlive mine tooWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
AwWwWw! lol I wanna be that lady when I'm 98!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice old lady (heavy sarcasm)
lol
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lol
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ha, funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
very cute!. i was sitting here with a frown thinking of your baby and you made me laugh again!. thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.THAT IS SOOOO SWEET LOL!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol so cute ha aWww@Enter-QA@Com
haaaaaaaaaaa now dats some sh*t dat i would say!! lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolzWww@Enter-QA@Com
i have a couple friends like thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
cute, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com