Hearing problems ?!
Question: Hearing problems !?
an elderly man has had a severe hearing problem for years
he finaly goes to the doctor , who has him fitted with hearing aids
the doctor says there you go your hearing is 100% again
a month goes by and the elderly man goes to the doctor for a check up
the doctor says how are you , i bet your family are so pleased you have your hearing bach !
the man replies i havnt told them
the doctor asks why not
man replies , ive been sitting and listening to there conversations
and so far ive changed my will 3 timesWww@Enter-QA@Com
he finaly goes to the doctor , who has him fitted with hearing aids
the doctor says there you go your hearing is 100% again
a month goes by and the elderly man goes to the doctor for a check up
the doctor says how are you , i bet your family are so pleased you have your hearing bach !
the man replies i havnt told them
the doctor asks why not
man replies , ive been sitting and listening to there conversations
and so far ive changed my will 3 timesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I tried wearing my hearing aid!. It magnifies the sound!.Since my wife is talking on the phone all the time!.I can hear what she is talking about,
but I can't hear the evening News!. <}:-})Www@Enter-QA@Com
but I can't hear the evening News!. <}:-})Www@Enter-QA@Com
From Sir Jeph!.!.!.!.!.!.
Two blonde girls walk into a department store!. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle!. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it, ‘That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy!?’
Kathy takes a sniff and replies, ‘That is nice!. What's it called!?’
‘Viens a moi,’ replies Nancy!.
‘Viens a moi!? What the heck does that mean!?’
At this stage the assistant offers some help!. ‘Viens a moi, ladies, means 'come to me' in French!.’
Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again, and remarks, ‘That doesn't smell like come to me!. Does that smell like come to you!?’Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two blonde girls walk into a department store!. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle!. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it, ‘That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy!?’
Kathy takes a sniff and replies, ‘That is nice!. What's it called!?’
‘Viens a moi,’ replies Nancy!.
‘Viens a moi!? What the heck does that mean!?’
At this stage the assistant offers some help!. ‘Viens a moi, ladies, means 'come to me' in French!.’
Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again, and remarks, ‘That doesn't smell like come to me!. Does that smell like come to you!?’Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol not bad a star for uWww@Enter-QA@Com