Not a blonde joke?!
Question: Not a blonde joke!?
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle!.
The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike!?"
The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike!. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"
The second nerd nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice!. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike!?"
The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike!. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"
The second nerd nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice!. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
haha is alright!.
and for those who didn't get it, she said take what you want- which is saying that he could have basically chosen her and had 'fun in bed'!. But he chose the bicycle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and for those who didn't get it, she said take what you want- which is saying that he could have basically chosen her and had 'fun in bed'!. But he chose the bicycle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How come we seem to know the same blondes!? You will love this one!.!.!.!.!.
A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt!.
Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of the females' thighs and
to his amazement, he sees she is not wearing panties!.!.
The blonde realizes he is staring and enquires, "Are you looking at my womanly flower!?"
"Yes, I'm sorry" replies the man and promises to avert his eyes!.
"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you!."
Sure enough her womanly flower blows him a kiss!.
"I can also make it wink," says the woman!.
The man stares in amazement as the womanly flower winks at him!.
"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat!.
The man moves over and she asked him if he would like to place two fingers inside her womanly flower!?"
Stunned, the man replies, "Holy sh*t ! It can whistle too!?!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt!.
Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of the females' thighs and
to his amazement, he sees she is not wearing panties!.!.
The blonde realizes he is staring and enquires, "Are you looking at my womanly flower!?"
"Yes, I'm sorry" replies the man and promises to avert his eyes!.
"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you!."
Sure enough her womanly flower blows him a kiss!.
"I can also make it wink," says the woman!.
The man stares in amazement as the womanly flower winks at him!.
"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat!.
The man moves over and she asked him if he would like to place two fingers inside her womanly flower!?"
Stunned, the man replies, "Holy sh*t ! It can whistle too!?!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol and that's what they take!!
Have a star, it a smile on my face =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have a star, it a smile on my face =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!
funny! nerds these days!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny! nerds these days!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is a pretty good joke that's probably something that a nerd might actaully do!.!.!.!.!.NO OFFENSE to nerds!!!!
but ya that is a good joke!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
but ya that is a good joke!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!Very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha ha I don't know but I am laughing my butt off!
I think that it might be a blonde joke! ha ha ha ha ha
even though I should not be laughing because I'ma blonde!.!.!.!.lol
thanx for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think that it might be a blonde joke! ha ha ha ha ha
even though I should not be laughing because I'ma blonde!.!.!.!.lol
thanx for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
mmmmmmm!.!.!.!.!. it's kinda funny!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
dittoWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
if only this poor nerd knew!.!.!.if onlyWww@Enter-QA@Com
thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL very good,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA them nerdsWww@Enter-QA@Com
haaa lmao!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha I like it =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
pretty good there
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
pretty good there
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
hehehe i get thats funny here's a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats a good one! star for you*!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.this is a good one;)here's a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
F-U-N-N-YWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha that is really funny! do u mind if i tell all my friends!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's great!!!
lol, i'm using that as a joke at dinner partiesWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, i'm using that as a joke at dinner partiesWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was soo funny and good joke a star is what u getWww@Enter-QA@Com
star 4 u!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
bahahaha!
i give you a star!.!.
one secWww@Enter-QA@Com
i give you a star!.!.
one secWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't understand the joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com