Not a blonde joke?!


Question: Not a blonde joke!?
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle!.

The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike!?"

The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike!. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"

The second nerd nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice!. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
haha is alright!.
and for those who didn't get it, she said take what you want- which is saying that he could have basically chosen her and had 'fun in bed'!. But he chose the bicycle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

How come we seem to know the same blondes!? You will love this one!.!.!.!.!.

A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt!.
Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of the females' thighs and
to his amazement, he sees she is not wearing panties!.!.
The blonde realizes he is staring and enquires, "Are you looking at my womanly flower!?"
"Yes, I'm sorry" replies the man and promises to avert his eyes!.
"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you!."
Sure enough her womanly flower blows him a kiss!.
"I can also make it wink," says the woman!.
The man stares in amazement as the womanly flower winks at him!.
"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat!.
The man moves over and she asked him if he would like to place two fingers inside her womanly flower!?"
Stunned, the man replies, "Holy sh*t ! It can whistle too!?!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol and that's what they take!!

Have a star, it a smile on my face =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha!
funny! nerds these days!Www@Enter-QA@Com

that is a pretty good joke that's probably something that a nerd might actaully do!.!.!.!.!.NO OFFENSE to nerds!!!!



but ya that is a good joke!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!Very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha ha ha I don't know but I am laughing my butt off!

I think that it might be a blonde joke! ha ha ha ha ha

even though I should not be laughing because I'ma blonde!.!.!.!.lol

thanx for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

mmmmmmm!.!.!.!.!. it's kinda funny!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

dittoWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

if only this poor nerd knew!.!.!.if onlyWww@Enter-QA@Com

thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com

ROFL very good,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHA them nerdsWww@Enter-QA@Com

haaa lmao!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha I like it =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
pretty good there
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com

hehehe i get thats funny here's a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol thats a good one! star for you*!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha!.!.this is a good one;)here's a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

F-U-N-N-YWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha that is really funny! do u mind if i tell all my friends!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

That's great!!!

lol, i'm using that as a joke at dinner partiesWww@Enter-QA@Com

that was soo funny and good joke a star is what u getWww@Enter-QA@Com

star 4 u!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

bahahaha!
i give you a star!.!.
one secWww@Enter-QA@Com

I don't understand the joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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