Riddle: Two monkeys walk into a bar. One dies the other one farts. Why?!


Question: Riddle: Two monkeys walk into a bar!. One dies the other one farts!. Why!?
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He lit a match to his butt as he farted and ignited the fart to burn the other guy's face off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

One monkey starts to tell the joke about the Gorilla and the Lion (you know the one about who′s the King of the jungle) when the second monkey, lets rip!. This of course is just as the punchline of the joke is being delivered hence leaving the first monkey dead in his tracks!.

My God that was hard work at this time in the morning!.!.!.so it′s goodnight from me and it′s goodnight from the monkey!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

one farts and looks where he is going!. the other one's laughing because of the fart and not looking where he is going and walks into the bar, hits its head, and dies!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I KILLED THE MONKEY AS THE OTHERONE WAS DISTRACTED WITH FARTING!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

the monkey dies because the other monkey's fart stinksWww@Enter-QA@Com

they c something scaryWww@Enter-QA@Com

because the monkeys fart stunk so bad it killed it or it died of laughter hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

going bananas!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Im confused!. >!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

they were on the monkey bar!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

because the one monkey farted and that cause the other to die!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

the monkey farted which was so stinky it killed the other oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

both died

fart can mean die

they were both old, i guessWww@Enter-QA@Com

a gunWww@Enter-QA@Com

idk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

they are both old, really old!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

one dies BECAUSE the other farts!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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