Why it's better to be a Woman?.....old but true?!


Question: Why it's better to be a Woman!?!.!.!.!.!.old but true!?
1!. We got off the Titanic first!.
2!. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers!.
3!. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous!. Guys look like complete idiots in ours!.
4!. We can be groupies!. Male groupies are stalkers!.
5!. We can cry and get off speeding fines!.
6!. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game!.
7!. Taxis stop for us!.
8!. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance!.
9!. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing!.
10!. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies !.!.!. (you get the point)!.
11!. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay!.
12!. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay!.
13!. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life!.
14!. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower!.
15!. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselvesWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
i liked yours but Steve B's response was good too!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.but obviously its better to be a woman!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

this isn't even a question!. just a bitchy statement!. seems like you're looking for some reassuring that you're a proud woman!. congratulations on all your perks, but i'm a happy guy so don't try to spoil my fun by criticizing my gender!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol! You're preaching to the choir, sister!!

I read a study recently that said that men have actually started living longer than women!. Sad!Www@Enter-QA@Com

good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
oldy but a true goody lol
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
good stuff thereWww@Enter-QA@Com

And we can blame EVERY bad behaviors/blow ups on PMS!Www@Enter-QA@Com

We have what they want:)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well men can be President!.!.!.!.God that wasn't at all a good come back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha that's great!Www@Enter-QA@Com

So true! Especially the last two!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol well said girl!
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com

then why do you need men!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

so trueWww@Enter-QA@Com

have seen it before but still goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

high five to that :pWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ahhh, but God is a man!. The Bible says Adam was made in his image!. Besides, all the best people are guys, like Jesus and Chuck Norris!. Besides, woman relie on men!. Without men, you wouldn't have half the things on your list!.
!.!.!. Well in truth, I don't think one could do without the other!.
- Except for woman, who could do without man!.!.!. wait, what!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

brilliant! lol this is SO true!. Keep em coming! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com

And here is my response

Why Men are Better

Phone conversations last 30 seconds

You know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes

A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase

Bathroom lines are 80% shorter

You can open all your own jars

Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained
weight

When clicking thru the channels you don't have to stop
on every shot of someone crying

You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with
you everywhere you go

You can go to the bathroom alone

Your last name stays put

You can leave a hotel room bed unmade

You can kill your own food

The garage is all yours

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment"

You never have to clean the toilet

You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes

Wedding plans take care of themselves

If someone forgets to invite you to something, they
can still be your friend

Your underwear costs $7!.50 for a pack of 3

None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry

You don't have to shave below your neck

You don't have to curl up next to some big, hairy guy
every night

If you're 34 and single, no one notices

Chocolate is just another snack

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger
seat

Flowers fix everything (or duct tape)

You never have to worry about other's feelings

Three pair of shoes are more than enough

You can say anything and not worry about what people
think

You can whip your shirt off on a hot day

Car mechanics tell you the truth

You don't give a **** if someone doesn't notice your
new haircut

You can watch a game in silence for hours without your
buddy thinking, "He must be mad at me"

One mood, all the time

You can admire Clint Eastwood without having to starve
yourself to look like him

Same work!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.more pay

Gray hair and wrinkles add character

Wedding dress $2000, Tux rental $100 bucks

You don't care if someone is talking behind your back

You don't pass on the dessert and then mooch off someone
else's

If you retain water, it is in a canteen

The remote is yours and yours alone

You need not pretend you're "freshening up" when you
go to the bathroom

If you don't call your buddy when you said you would,
he won't tell your friends you've changed

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit,
you might become lifelong buddies

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected

If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it
with a hammer and throw it across the room

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet

You think the idea of punting that small, ankle-biting
dog is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

it's not!. men are better!. we are inferior!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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