Can you install a husband?!
Question: Can you install a husband!?
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5!.0 to Husband 1!.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5!.0!.
In addition, Husband 1!.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9!.5 and Personal Attention 6!.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5!.0, NBA 3!.0, and Golf Clubs 4!.1!.
Conversation 8!.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2!.6 simply crashes the system!. I've tried running Nagging 5!.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail!.
What can I do!?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5!.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1!.0 is an Operating System!. Please enter the command: "I Thought You Loved Me!.exe" and try to download Tears 6!.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3!.0 update!. If that application works as designed, Husband 1!.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2!.0 and Flowers 3!.5!.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1!.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2!.5, Happy Hour 7!.0 or Beer 6!.1!. Beer 6!.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta!.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1!.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all of your system resources)!.
also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5!.0 program!. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1!.0 !.
In summary, Husband 1!.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly!. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance!. We recommend Food 3!.0 and Hot Lingerie 7!.7!.
Good Luck,
Tech SupportWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5!.0 to Husband 1!.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5!.0!.
In addition, Husband 1!.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9!.5 and Personal Attention 6!.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5!.0, NBA 3!.0, and Golf Clubs 4!.1!.
Conversation 8!.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2!.6 simply crashes the system!. I've tried running Nagging 5!.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail!.
What can I do!?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5!.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1!.0 is an Operating System!. Please enter the command: "I Thought You Loved Me!.exe" and try to download Tears 6!.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3!.0 update!. If that application works as designed, Husband 1!.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2!.0 and Flowers 3!.5!.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1!.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2!.5, Happy Hour 7!.0 or Beer 6!.1!. Beer 6!.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta!.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1!.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all of your system resources)!.
also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5!.0 program!. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1!.0 !.
In summary, Husband 1!.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly!. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance!. We recommend Food 3!.0 and Hot Lingerie 7!.7!.
Good Luck,
Tech SupportWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
This is hysterical! I sent it to all my married friends!. =D Thanks for sharing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol - yes, I sympathise with that one!.
I seem to be running stuck to the chair 3 and Sorry I can't hear you 2 along with I'll get round to it one day 7!.2!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I seem to be running stuck to the chair 3 and Sorry I can't hear you 2 along with I'll get round to it one day 7!.2!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is very funny and clever! also the reason, I've never chosen to upgrade to a hubby, myself! More, please! In the meantime, enjoy your star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's G-R-E-A-T!.
I especially LOVE the Snoring Loudly Beta!. Haven't heard that one before!!!
Thank You Very Much for sharing this gem!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I especially LOVE the Snoring Loudly Beta!. Haven't heard that one before!!!
Thank You Very Much for sharing this gem!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol thats really funny expecially the Hot Lingerie 7!.7 xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
??? haha lol awesome joke! =) ???Www@Enter-QA@Com
HEHEHEWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. just awesome
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. just awesome
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!.
clap!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
clap!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have you had him try installing PENIS version 3" !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats cute!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol a star for you !Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!! made me laugh!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's a great joke, i love that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha that was really funny and cute! Star 4 u!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!.!.!.funny!.!.!.keep 'em coming!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com