How many women does it take?!
Question: How many women does it take!?
Q: How many women in MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb!?
Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY!? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!.And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!
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Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY!? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!.And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!
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Answers:
Dunno about menopause =-sounds like a fairly lightweight PMS day to me!.
Is that bad !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is that bad !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!. That is unbelieving superb, brilliant and yet bloody awesome!. The only way out of this is a visit to the Sweet shop for several hundredweight of chocky bars and hope and pray I can get her off the ceiling long enough to stuff them inside her!. I think I deserve a George Medal at least!.!.!.!.!.!.Oh sh*t she′s coming back!.!.!.!.!.!.!.help!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny, before I got to the bottom of this I was thinking, lights bulbs! What about toilet paper rolls!?!? Then I saw that was there too!. And I'm not in menopause yet! LOL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
How many men does it take to change a light bulb!? None, let her do the dishes in the darkWww@Enter-QA@Com
not looking forward to having a menopausal wife!.!.!. i think i'll just go fishing!. and i don't even like fishing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I agree with the one up there!. Not only am I confused!. I'm confused and puzzled!.!.!.so right now I'm confuzzled!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One of THOSE days, huh!?
Been there, done that!.
Hang in there Sweetie!. :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Been there, done that!.
Hang in there Sweetie!. :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
??? haha lol awesome! =) ???Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dang!
lol!.!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow!.!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
you sound exactly like my wife!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
XD I liked that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that is really funny!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i confusedWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com