*Friends*Poem.?!
Question: *Friends*Poem!.!?
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality!?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship!.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card; just the stone cold truth of our friendship!.
1!. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry jerk who made you sad!.!.
2!. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you!.
3!. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in!.
4!. When you are scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get!.
5!.When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining!.
6!. When you are confused -- I will use little words!.
7!. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again!.!. I don’t want whatever you have!.
8!. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a - - !
9!. This is my oath!.!.!.!. I pledge it to the end!. "Why!?" you may ask;
"Because you are my friend"!.
Friendship is like peeing your pants;
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship!.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card; just the stone cold truth of our friendship!.
1!. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry jerk who made you sad!.!.
2!. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you!.
3!. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in!.
4!. When you are scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get!.
5!.When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining!.
6!. When you are confused -- I will use little words!.
7!. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again!.!. I don’t want whatever you have!.
8!. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a - - !
9!. This is my oath!.!.!.!. I pledge it to the end!. "Why!?" you may ask;
"Because you are my friend"!.
Friendship is like peeing your pants;
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
"Friendship is like peeing your pants;
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth!."
ahahaha
Yes, I must agree!. Thanks for the laughsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth!."
ahahaha
Yes, I must agree!. Thanks for the laughsWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaa soooooo true!. :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeeahh! True friends wouldn't care if you insult them or whatever, they just care if someone else is insulting you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard the end part about peeing your pants before!. But it's still funny!! LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Im willing 2 buy such a card! lol
Youv'e described My and my BFF relationship lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Youv'e described My and my BFF relationship lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
like peeing in my pants!.!.!.!.
TRUE!
^_^VWww@Enter-QA@Com
TRUE!
^_^VWww@Enter-QA@Com
I do agree with you on some points you've raised!.
But when my friend falls, I won't be there pointing and laughing at him/her, maybe not so cruelly!. I will get them back on their feel again!.
About the being sick, I totally agree, although I just keep quiet about it!.
LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But when my friend falls, I won't be there pointing and laughing at him/her, maybe not so cruelly!. I will get them back on their feel again!.
About the being sick, I totally agree, although I just keep quiet about it!.
LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com