Who'd like a quickie or two?!

A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him!. The husband:
- Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard!.!.!. it almost hurts!


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While making love, he says:
- Darling, let's do 68!
- 68!?!?!? What's that!?
- You do it to me and I'll owe you one!.



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Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours!.
- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour!.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
- Gorgonzola!
- Wait, it is not on yet!.



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Two friends:
- Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment!. Do you want to come!?
- Of course! How many people are coming!?
- Three, if you bring your girlfriend!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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