Another quickie or two, anyone?!

A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black!?
- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party!.!.!., you are lucky that you don’t bark!.




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One woman stops a taxi!.
- To the airport, please!.
After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:
- You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today!.
- Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant!.
- Well, you haven’t arrived to the airport yet neither!.



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One man calls emergency:
- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
- It is OK, I found another one!.



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Pinocchio talks to Gepetto:
- Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls!.
- You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem!. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it!.
After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio:
- Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls!?
- Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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