Funny text messages?!
Question: Funny text messages!?
10 points for the best one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
The subway car was packed!. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand!. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!"
"I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check in my pocket!."
"Oh really," she spat!. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check in my pocket!."
"Oh really," she spat!. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is ment t be a song that i got sent to me once, it goes:
Sing-a-song of syphilis, a fanny full o crabs
4 and 20 black heads, twice as many scabs,
when the scabs pop open, the crabs begin to sing,
wasn't that a manky muff to stick my penis in!.
lol i thot it was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sing-a-song of syphilis, a fanny full o crabs
4 and 20 black heads, twice as many scabs,
when the scabs pop open, the crabs begin to sing,
wasn't that a manky muff to stick my penis in!.
lol i thot it was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back!.……!. Nice ***!!!!!!!
Do you like maths!? If so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
He met a lady while browsing!. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading!. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you like maths!? If so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
He met a lady while browsing!. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading!. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!Www@Enter-QA@Com
adem h had a disgusting an funny answer !.!.eww!. ha ha!.
heres mine
u-i'm gonna get greasy an dirty toninght!
F---ya with who!?
u-your mom or the dishes
or you could
go on jokes4all!.net an find a funny joke good luck hope i helped!Www@Enter-QA@Com
heres mine
u-i'm gonna get greasy an dirty toninght!
F---ya with who!?
u-your mom or the dishes
or you could
go on jokes4all!.net an find a funny joke good luck hope i helped!Www@Enter-QA@Com
1 day ul b surprised 2 c me + u laffin, me + u cryin, me + u dreamin, me + u holdin on, just me + u!.!.!.!.!.!. in a f****n mental hospital but il still luv u my friend even tho i wont know who da f**k u r! send this 2 all ur looney m8s if u get more than 5 bak ur a nutter xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
a kid saw 2 dogs humping and the mom says theyre making a cake, the kid said i know, u and dad baked a cake last night, i licked the icing off the couchWww@Enter-QA@Com
i think i just saw your girlfriend/boyfriend making out (or something like that) with (someone they can't stand)
then a few minutes later
IT WAS
a few more minutes later
never mind wasn't her/himWww@Enter-QA@Com
then a few minutes later
IT WAS
a few more minutes later
never mind wasn't her/himWww@Enter-QA@Com
WANTED!.!.guy!.!.preferably hansome, nice car, nice ***, fantastic in bed, kind & caring!.!.!. I no this doesnt apply 2 u but if ya no any 1 give them my number!.
oxWww@Enter-QA@Com
oxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Heard you got robbed last night
The gunman gave you 2 options; suck his dick or die!.
Glad you're ok mateWww@Enter-QA@Com
The gunman gave you 2 options; suck his dick or die!.
Glad you're ok mateWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Everyone keeps calling me telling me that some dumb *** is running down the street in stained underwear!. Why didnt u just call me and tell me that u needed a ride!" lol my bff sent this to meWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dude I'm about to get arrested by this cop, call my mom for bail and don't drink all my beer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I just saw your son in the back of a cop car!Www@Enter-QA@Com
where is the one million u promised me!.!.
reply " i have to shave first"Www@Enter-QA@Com
reply " i have to shave first"Www@Enter-QA@Com
im sickWww@Enter-QA@Com
"what r u doing" ask friend
"eating my boogers" said other friendWww@Enter-QA@Com
"eating my boogers" said other friendWww@Enter-QA@Com
poo on ur bobba and in ur bobbaWww@Enter-QA@Com