Tell me a funny joke? 10 points the one that makes me laugh the most?!
Question: Tell me a funny joke!? 10 points the one that makes me laugh the most!?
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Answers:
One alien elephant to the other on seeing a naked man: "Wonder how it breathes through that 'thing'! "
The second elephant : "That's okay!. But see the other one, it doesn't have anything, yet still alive!"
A man and animals went to a river for bath!. Man removed his clothes!. All animals started laughing!. Man asked why!?
Animals: Hey! you have tail in the wrong place!
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The second elephant : "That's okay!. But see the other one, it doesn't have anything, yet still alive!"
A man and animals went to a river for bath!. Man removed his clothes!. All animals started laughing!. Man asked why!?
Animals: Hey! you have tail in the wrong place!
Good day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
3 men were caught for murdering!. Upon the sentencing, they pleaded to the king for their lives!. Being a very kind-hearted king, the king wanted to give all 3 a chance but was afraid that his people won't be happy with him!. Eventually, he agreed to let them live if they can pass 2 tests given by the king himself!.
The first test is, they were to pick 100 fruits of the same kind from the imperial garden and report back to the king himself
Murderer A came back first with 100 apples for the second test!. The king took a bench for him and told him to lie down, facing down!. Then he told him his second test will be taking all the 100 apples he picked and shove it into where the sun don't shine!. He is not suppose to make any sound!. Only if he can endure it, his crime will be forsaken!. Upon taking the first apple, he muffled!. So the king killed him!.
Murderer B came in next with 100 grape and was given the same test!. Murderer B was thrilled coz he is a gay!. Beginning from the first grape till the 99th grape, even the king can tell that murderer B was enjoying himself!.
At the very last minute, due to his proning position, murderer B saw murderer C coming back, dragging along with him a hundred durians!. Murderer B couldn't control himself but to laugh out loud!. So he was killed in the end!. As for our dear murderer C, i guess i don't have to tell you the answer and you could have guess it all by yourself!.
Cheerio!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first test is, they were to pick 100 fruits of the same kind from the imperial garden and report back to the king himself
Murderer A came back first with 100 apples for the second test!. The king took a bench for him and told him to lie down, facing down!. Then he told him his second test will be taking all the 100 apples he picked and shove it into where the sun don't shine!. He is not suppose to make any sound!. Only if he can endure it, his crime will be forsaken!. Upon taking the first apple, he muffled!. So the king killed him!.
Murderer B came in next with 100 grape and was given the same test!. Murderer B was thrilled coz he is a gay!. Beginning from the first grape till the 99th grape, even the king can tell that murderer B was enjoying himself!.
At the very last minute, due to his proning position, murderer B saw murderer C coming back, dragging along with him a hundred durians!. Murderer B couldn't control himself but to laugh out loud!. So he was killed in the end!. As for our dear murderer C, i guess i don't have to tell you the answer and you could have guess it all by yourself!.
Cheerio!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and
found the boss waiting for him!. "What's the story this time, Jones!?" he
asked sarcastically!. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change!."
Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss!. The wife decided
to drive me to the station!. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the
drawbridge got stuck!. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river
(look, my suit's still damp), ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr!.
Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was
carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes!."
"You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously
disappointed!. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
found the boss waiting for him!. "What's the story this time, Jones!?" he
asked sarcastically!. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change!."
Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss!. The wife decided
to drive me to the station!. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the
drawbridge got stuck!. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river
(look, my suit's still damp), ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr!.
Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was
carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes!."
"You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously
disappointed!. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three Microsoft engineers and three Apple employees are traveling by train to a computer conference!. At the station, the three Microsoft engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple employees buy only a single ticket!.
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket!?" asks a Microsoft engineer!.
"Watch and you'll see," answers the Apple employee!.
They all board the train!. The Microsoft engineers take their respective seats, but all three Apple employees cram into a restroom and close the door behind them!. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets!. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please!."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand!. The conductor takes the ticket and moves on!.
The Microsoft engineers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea!. So after the conference, the Microsoft engineers decide to do the same on the return trip and save some money!.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip!. To their astonishment, the Apple employees don't buy any ticket, at all!.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket!?" asks one perplexed Microsoft engineer!.
"Watch and you'll see," answers an Apple employee!.
When they board the train the three Microsoft engineers cram into a restroom and the three Apple employees cram into another one nearby!. The train departs!.
Shortly afterward, one of the Apple employees leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Microsoft engineers are hiding!. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket!?" asks a Microsoft engineer!.
"Watch and you'll see," answers the Apple employee!.
They all board the train!. The Microsoft engineers take their respective seats, but all three Apple employees cram into a restroom and close the door behind them!. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets!. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please!."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand!. The conductor takes the ticket and moves on!.
The Microsoft engineers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea!. So after the conference, the Microsoft engineers decide to do the same on the return trip and save some money!.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip!. To their astonishment, the Apple employees don't buy any ticket, at all!.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket!?" asks one perplexed Microsoft engineer!.
"Watch and you'll see," answers an Apple employee!.
When they board the train the three Microsoft engineers cram into a restroom and the three Apple employees cram into another one nearby!. The train departs!.
Shortly afterward, one of the Apple employees leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Microsoft engineers are hiding!. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day!. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer!. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what!? You have been with me all through the bad times!. When I got fired, you were there to support me!. When my business failed, you were there!. When I got shot, you were by my side!. When we lost the house, you stayed right here!. When my health started failing, you were still by my side!. You know what!?"
"What dear!?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth!.
"I think you're bad luck!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"What dear!?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth!.
"I think you're bad luck!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
wat were batmans and robins name when they were run over by a semi-trailer!?
flatman and ribbon!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
flatman and ribbon!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly boobs
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!.
learn to speak chinese:
1) That's not right !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Dum ***
5) Small Horse !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach!? !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week !.!.!. Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Fa Kin Su Pah
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St!. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twin biddies!.
One of the twins was hard of hearing but the other could hear quite well!.
The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa!.
The deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other!.
"Now get a little closer together", said the cameraman!.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE"!.
So, they wiggled up close to each other!.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer!.
Yet again - "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US!?
1!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Laxatives !.!.!.!.!. They irritate the crap out of you!.
2!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.Bananas !.!.!.!.!.!. The older they get, the less firm they
are!.
3!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Weather !.!.!.!.!. Nothing can be done to change them!.
4!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.Blenders !.!.!. You need One, but you're not quite sure
why!.
5!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.Chocolate Bars !.!.!. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
right for your hips!.
6!. Men are like !.!.!.!.Commercials !.!.!.!.!.!. You can't believe a word they say!.
7!. Men are like Department Stores !.!.!.!. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!.
8!. Men are like !.!. Government Bonds !.!.!. !. They take soooooooo long to
mature!.
9!. Men are like !.!. Mascara !.!.!.!.!. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion!.
10!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.Popcorn !.!.!.!.!. They satisfy you, but only for a little
while!.
11!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Lava Lamps !.!.!. Fun to look at, but not very bright!.
12!. Men are like Parking Spots !.!.!.!.!.!.!. All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped!.
There are two women!. And one other woman!. THey are sitting on a bench waiting for the 45 bus!.One of the women says, "Well, my husband's is LONG AND HARD!. and he sticks it right in as if it was a piece of cake!. NO TROUBLE AT ALL!"The other woman said, "well, my husband's is long as well and also hard!. but i have seen your husband's!. it's not as long and hard as MY husband's!. he just puts it in there easily like he's been doing it all day!. he's an expert!"Other woman says, "Hey, YOU DON'T talk about your sex lives in public!"one woman says, "look, we're just talking about our husbands' plumbing skills and toilet plunger!
a man goes it to the dentist and asks for his tooth to be removed!. the dentist says ok well I have to give you a shot!. No the man replies I hate needles your not giving me a shot!. well the dentist says wehave some gas to give you!. again the answer was no!. the dentist goes to his office and brings back some pills!. the man takes them and asks what they were!. the dentist replies viagra!. VIAGRA!!! the man shouts what for!. well it won’t do sh*t for the pain but it will give you something to hold on to while I pull this tooth!.
Teacher ask what kinds of medicines do the students know & what they are used for!.
Pupil #1!.!.Tylenol!.!.Teacher: Excellent!.!.what is it used for!.pupil!.!.headaches!.
Pupil #2!.Nytol!.!.Teacher!.!.excellent!.!.what is it used for!? Pupil!.!.to sleep!.
Now it is little Johnny's turn!.!.!.he says viagra- Teacher slightly shocked-Johnny what do you think it is used for!?
Johnny!.!.Diarrhea!.
Teacher!.!.who told you that!?
Johnny!.!.nobody!.!.I hear mom say to dad every morning take a viagra!.!.!.maybe that little $h!t will get harder!Www@Enter-QA@Com
An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly boobs
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!.
learn to speak chinese:
1) That's not right !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Dum ***
5) Small Horse !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach!? !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week !.!.!. Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Fa Kin Su Pah
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St!. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twin biddies!.
One of the twins was hard of hearing but the other could hear quite well!.
The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa!.
The deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other!.
"Now get a little closer together", said the cameraman!.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE"!.
So, they wiggled up close to each other!.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer!.
Yet again - "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US!?
1!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Laxatives !.!.!.!.!. They irritate the crap out of you!.
2!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.Bananas !.!.!.!.!.!. The older they get, the less firm they
are!.
3!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Weather !.!.!.!.!. Nothing can be done to change them!.
4!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.Blenders !.!.!. You need One, but you're not quite sure
why!.
5!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.Chocolate Bars !.!.!. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
right for your hips!.
6!. Men are like !.!.!.!.Commercials !.!.!.!.!.!. You can't believe a word they say!.
7!. Men are like Department Stores !.!.!.!. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!.
8!. Men are like !.!. Government Bonds !.!.!. !. They take soooooooo long to
mature!.
9!. Men are like !.!. Mascara !.!.!.!.!. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion!.
10!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.Popcorn !.!.!.!.!. They satisfy you, but only for a little
while!.
11!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Lava Lamps !.!.!. Fun to look at, but not very bright!.
12!. Men are like Parking Spots !.!.!.!.!.!.!. All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped!.
There are two women!. And one other woman!. THey are sitting on a bench waiting for the 45 bus!.One of the women says, "Well, my husband's is LONG AND HARD!. and he sticks it right in as if it was a piece of cake!. NO TROUBLE AT ALL!"The other woman said, "well, my husband's is long as well and also hard!. but i have seen your husband's!. it's not as long and hard as MY husband's!. he just puts it in there easily like he's been doing it all day!. he's an expert!"Other woman says, "Hey, YOU DON'T talk about your sex lives in public!"one woman says, "look, we're just talking about our husbands' plumbing skills and toilet plunger!
a man goes it to the dentist and asks for his tooth to be removed!. the dentist says ok well I have to give you a shot!. No the man replies I hate needles your not giving me a shot!. well the dentist says wehave some gas to give you!. again the answer was no!. the dentist goes to his office and brings back some pills!. the man takes them and asks what they were!. the dentist replies viagra!. VIAGRA!!! the man shouts what for!. well it won’t do sh*t for the pain but it will give you something to hold on to while I pull this tooth!.
Teacher ask what kinds of medicines do the students know & what they are used for!.
Pupil #1!.!.Tylenol!.!.Teacher: Excellent!.!.what is it used for!.pupil!.!.headaches!.
Pupil #2!.Nytol!.!.Teacher!.!.excellent!.!.what is it used for!? Pupil!.!.to sleep!.
Now it is little Johnny's turn!.!.!.he says viagra- Teacher slightly shocked-Johnny what do you think it is used for!?
Johnny!.!.Diarrhea!.
Teacher!.!.who told you that!?
Johnny!.!.nobody!.!.I hear mom say to dad every morning take a viagra!.!.!.maybe that little $h!t will get harder!Www@Enter-QA@Com