Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?!
Question: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree!?
It was dead!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree!?
He was stapled to the first monkey!.
Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree!?
Peer pressure!.
Why did the whale fall out of the tree!?
Whales aren't in trees, moron!.
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He was stapled to the first monkey!.
Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree!?
Peer pressure!.
Why did the whale fall out of the tree!?
Whales aren't in trees, moron!.
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WOW! that makes this one sound WAY good!
"All the kids at school say I look like a monkey!."
"Hush up and comb your face!"
And this one:
A family of lions feeding in the African Safari Park looked upas a car crammed with eight tourists pulled close to them!. "It's cruel," said the papa lion to his family,"to keep them caged up like that!"
And don't forget this one:
Q:Do you know what happened to the pregnant lady who got frightened by the bear in the zoo!?
A:Her baby was born with bare feet!
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"All the kids at school say I look like a monkey!."
"Hush up and comb your face!"
And this one:
A family of lions feeding in the African Safari Park looked upas a car crammed with eight tourists pulled close to them!. "It's cruel," said the papa lion to his family,"to keep them caged up like that!"
And don't forget this one:
Q:Do you know what happened to the pregnant lady who got frightened by the bear in the zoo!?
A:Her baby was born with bare feet!
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two muffins sitting in an oven!. one turns to the other and says
"cor its hot in here!.!.!."
"AHHH TALKING MUFFIN!"
screams the other!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"cor its hot in here!.!.!."
"AHHH TALKING MUFFIN!"
screams the other!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not funny!.!.!. sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
He wanted to!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was dead!? aww okWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was pretty lame, i was expecting soo much more from a guy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha, yea, ive heard that one!.!.!.!.!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice !.!.!.!. one there!.!.!.!. kinda lameWww@Enter-QA@Com
why did it die!?Www@Enter-QA@Com