I don't know what flowers to buy?!
Question: I don't know what flowers to buy!?
A "lady of the night" went into a florists to buy some flowers for her friend, also a "lady of the night" who had died, but she could make up her mind what flowers to get!.
The florist asked if she could be of help and suggested roses!. "Nah", replied the hooker, "her name was Rosie and she didn't like it much"!.
The florist went on to make more suggestions but these were rejected each time a type of flower was mentioned!. By this time, the florist was getting a bit impatient and was about to ask the woman to leave and think about her choice, when the woman espyed some lovely blue flowers at the back of the shop!.
"'ere, wots them blue flowers over there!?" she asked The florist replied, "Those madam are Nigella, commonly called 'love in the mist'"
"I'll take a bunch" said the hooker, "Rosie sure loved a f**k in the fog!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The florist asked if she could be of help and suggested roses!. "Nah", replied the hooker, "her name was Rosie and she didn't like it much"!.
The florist went on to make more suggestions but these were rejected each time a type of flower was mentioned!. By this time, the florist was getting a bit impatient and was about to ask the woman to leave and think about her choice, when the woman espyed some lovely blue flowers at the back of the shop!.
"'ere, wots them blue flowers over there!?" she asked The florist replied, "Those madam are Nigella, commonly called 'love in the mist'"
"I'll take a bunch" said the hooker, "Rosie sure loved a f**k in the fog!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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