Lil Johnny again?!
Question: Lil Johnny again!?
Little Johnny sees his father's car passing the playground and go into the woods!. Curious, he follows the car and sees his father and his aunt Jane "hugging" in the parked vehicle!.
Johnny finds this very exciting and can barely contain himself so he runs home and starts to tell his mother, "I was at the playground and I saw daddy's car go into the woods with aunt Jane!. I went to look for them and I saw daddy giving aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then aunt Jane helped daddy take his pants off, then aunt Jane lay down on the seat, then daddy!.!.!."
At this point, Johnny's mother cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story!. Suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime!. I want to see the look on daddy's face when you tell it tonight!."
At the dinner table, Johnny's mother asks him to tell his story, so Johnny starts to talk, describing the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and!.!.!.
"!.!.!.then daddy and aunt Jane did that same thing mommy and uncle Richard used to do when daddy was in the army!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Johnny finds this very exciting and can barely contain himself so he runs home and starts to tell his mother, "I was at the playground and I saw daddy's car go into the woods with aunt Jane!. I went to look for them and I saw daddy giving aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then aunt Jane helped daddy take his pants off, then aunt Jane lay down on the seat, then daddy!.!.!."
At this point, Johnny's mother cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story!. Suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime!. I want to see the look on daddy's face when you tell it tonight!."
At the dinner table, Johnny's mother asks him to tell his story, so Johnny starts to talk, describing the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and!.!.!.
"!.!.!.then daddy and aunt Jane did that same thing mommy and uncle Richard used to do when daddy was in the army!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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HAHAHAHAH!! that was really good!.!.!.!.made me gasp first and then laugh though :D :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehehehehe!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.omg I needed that!. Thanks xWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!! I love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
sounds like they are close family lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg to funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL
have a star!!!
great jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
have a star!!!
great jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like this joke lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, good one, i like little jhonny jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.HOW FUNNY!. THANKS I NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love it! Here is another one:
Little Johnny was terribly bored, so he went in the bathroom while his mother was taking a shower!.
He goes in and asks his mommy what that black hairy thing was on her!.
"A black sponge!" her mother replied quickly hoping that he'll forget!. But he didn't!.!.!.
The following morning, Lil' Johnny spilled milk!.
"Mommy, can I use your black sponge!?" he asks!.
"I lost it!." his mother said!.
In 2 weeks, when his mother comes home, Johnny screams, "MOMMY!! I FOUND YOUR BLACK SPONGE! The maid is in your room and she stole it!!! She's wiping daddy's face with it!"
THE END!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny was terribly bored, so he went in the bathroom while his mother was taking a shower!.
He goes in and asks his mommy what that black hairy thing was on her!.
"A black sponge!" her mother replied quickly hoping that he'll forget!. But he didn't!.!.!.
The following morning, Lil' Johnny spilled milk!.
"Mommy, can I use your black sponge!?" he asks!.
"I lost it!." his mother said!.
In 2 weeks, when his mother comes home, Johnny screams, "MOMMY!! I FOUND YOUR BLACK SPONGE! The maid is in your room and she stole it!!! She's wiping daddy's face with it!"
THE END!.Www@Enter-QA@Com