Trying to remember joke about politicians, rabbi, priest, and a parachute?!
Question: Trying to remember joke about politicians, rabbi, priest, and a parachute!?
Can anyone help me remember this joke!? It was about some politicians and a priest and a rabbi in a plane, and the plane was going to go down, and they were one parachute short!.!.!. the rabbi (or priest) said "I am not afraid to die, you take the last parachute!.!.!." or something like that!.!.!. and I think the punchline involved the politician!.!.!. I used to think it was sooo funny and now I can't even remember it! Anyone know it!? Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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This one:!?!?!?!?
There were four men on an Airplane Flight, the Pilot, the World's Smartest Man, a Hippie, and a Priest!.
The plane began having engine trouble!. It started descending at a very rapid rate!. The pilot informed his passengers about the engine trouble and that they would have to bail out!. There was a problem; there were only three parachutes!. The four men started talking over the situation!.
The Pilot stated that he has to use one of the parachutes so he would be able to tell the FAA what happened to the plane and that by doing this doing this would save countless lives!. The other three agreed, so the Pilot took one of the parachutes and jumped to safety!.
The World's Smartest Man said he had to use one of the parachutes because the world relied o him for his knowledge and leadership!. The other two passengers agreed, so the World's Smartest Man took a parachute and jumped out!.
The Priest and Hippie looked at each other!. The Priest told the Hippie, "You take the last parachute because the good Lord will look after me!." The Hippie said, "Thank you Father, but there isn't any problem, the 'World's Smartest Man' jumped out with my back pack on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There were four men on an Airplane Flight, the Pilot, the World's Smartest Man, a Hippie, and a Priest!.
The plane began having engine trouble!. It started descending at a very rapid rate!. The pilot informed his passengers about the engine trouble and that they would have to bail out!. There was a problem; there were only three parachutes!. The four men started talking over the situation!.
The Pilot stated that he has to use one of the parachutes so he would be able to tell the FAA what happened to the plane and that by doing this doing this would save countless lives!. The other three agreed, so the Pilot took one of the parachutes and jumped to safety!.
The World's Smartest Man said he had to use one of the parachutes because the world relied o him for his knowledge and leadership!. The other two passengers agreed, so the World's Smartest Man took a parachute and jumped out!.
The Priest and Hippie looked at each other!. The Priest told the Hippie, "You take the last parachute because the good Lord will look after me!." The Hippie said, "Thank you Father, but there isn't any problem, the 'World's Smartest Man' jumped out with my back pack on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is how i know it!
there were 3 people on a plane!. priest, boy scout and a politiocian!. the plane was going down and there were only 2 parachutes left!. the politician said that he was the most important and needed to take one of the parachutes!. the priest started praying and the little boy said whats wrong seeing a tear in the priests eye!. the preist said that he was going to die becuase he knew the lord and wanted to let the little boy live a longer life!. the little boy said its ok the politician who thought he was so important took my backpack instead of a parachute so there are still 2 more!Www@Enter-QA@Com
there were 3 people on a plane!. priest, boy scout and a politiocian!. the plane was going down and there were only 2 parachutes left!. the politician said that he was the most important and needed to take one of the parachutes!. the priest started praying and the little boy said whats wrong seeing a tear in the priests eye!. the preist said that he was going to die becuase he knew the lord and wanted to let the little boy live a longer life!. the little boy said its ok the politician who thought he was so important took my backpack instead of a parachute so there are still 2 more!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's the same as the backpack one, but It's Bill Clinton ( he says hes the smartest man in the world) the pope, and A boy scout lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They are all on the same basis of the back pack !. Its just the names that change!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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