Is this joke toooo clean and a tad silly?? Or will some people still complain ab!
Question: Is this joke toooo clean and a tad silly!?!? Or will some people still complain about it!?!?
After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor!.
The Pope says, "What can I do!?"
The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'!. If you do it, I'll donate 10 Million Dollars to the Vatican!."
The Pope replies, "I am sorry!. That is the Lord's prayer and I can not change the words!." So the Colonel hangs up!.
After another month of dismal sales, the Colonel panics, and calls again!. "Listen your Excellency!. I really need your help!. I'll donate $50 million dollars if you change the words of the daily prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken!.'"
And the Pope responds, "It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders!. The church could do a lot of good with that much money!. It would help us to support many charities!. But, again, I must decline!. It is the Lord's prayer, and I can't change the words!."
So the Colonel gives up again!. After two more months of terrible sales!. The Colonel gets desperate!. "This is my final offer, your Excellency!. If you change the words of the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken' I will donate $100 million to the Vatican!."
The Pope replies, "Let me get back to you!."
So the next day, the Pope calls together all of his bishops and he says, "I have some good news and I have some bad news!. The good news is that KFC is going to donate $100 million to the Vatican!."
The bishops rejoice at the news!. Then one asks about the bad news!. The Pope replies, "The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Pope says, "What can I do!?"
The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'!. If you do it, I'll donate 10 Million Dollars to the Vatican!."
The Pope replies, "I am sorry!. That is the Lord's prayer and I can not change the words!." So the Colonel hangs up!.
After another month of dismal sales, the Colonel panics, and calls again!. "Listen your Excellency!. I really need your help!. I'll donate $50 million dollars if you change the words of the daily prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken!.'"
And the Pope responds, "It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders!. The church could do a lot of good with that much money!. It would help us to support many charities!. But, again, I must decline!. It is the Lord's prayer, and I can't change the words!."
So the Colonel gives up again!. After two more months of terrible sales!. The Colonel gets desperate!. "This is my final offer, your Excellency!. If you change the words of the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken' I will donate $100 million to the Vatican!."
The Pope replies, "Let me get back to you!."
So the next day, the Pope calls together all of his bishops and he says, "I have some good news and I have some bad news!. The good news is that KFC is going to donate $100 million to the Vatican!."
The bishops rejoice at the news!. Then one asks about the bad news!. The Pope replies, "The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Thats is a great joke lots of people wont get affended by it , its really good i meen im catholic and im not offended its a good jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
i guess it depends on how you see it!.!.!.!.!.if you are ok with funny silly things that shouldnt be a problem!.!.!.!.but if you are the serious types thats gonna sux cause you wont like it =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
ah!.!.!.!.!.!.!. hahahahahahahahhahahahahahhah!.!.!.!.!. g1!.!.!. thank you for the chuckle!.!.!. I needed it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahhah XD thats sooo funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! That's a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
KFC should burn in hell!.!.!.!. SUPPORT PETA!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL nah thats clean!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i had a chuckle!. jokes dont have to be dirty to be funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahah lol not bad!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it was okWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
The punch line got me by surprise!
So!.!.!.
It was a good joke!
Now some folks might not like it!.
I hope they just ignore it!.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!.
And this joke, while not the best, still has beauty!.
So, behold it!
And if you do not want to do that, well, that is the nice thing about y\a!. There are a zillion other jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So!.!.!.
It was a good joke!
Now some folks might not like it!.
I hope they just ignore it!.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!.
And this joke, while not the best, still has beauty!.
So, behold it!
And if you do not want to do that, well, that is the nice thing about y\a!. There are a zillion other jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
probably better not to have the pope in it sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com