How do you unlodge yourself from a gigantic hairy chive?!
Question: How do you unlodge yourself from a gigantic hairy chive!?
Okay heres the story, i was with my uncle tony and we were in chiveland!. Then all of a sudden my uncle tony got vicously lodged under a hairy chive!. The chive smelled like beans and it was eating pie!. My uncle is still lodged under that chive and i need to get him out in time for the county fair!. Does anyone know what to do!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
you steal the chives pie, and run like hell!. the chive will then roll after you to regain its pie, leaving your uncle tony on the floor, slighty crushed, a bit hairy and smelling of beans!. you then throw the pie far away, and go help your uncle!. problem solved!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The only counter against pie eating chives is a massive, cold and wet axe!. If the axe is too tiny then you wont be able to do much damage and the chive will lodge you as well!. If it is not cold and wet then as you hack it to pieces the onion smell will over whelm you and you will die from onion overdose (experience from chopping onions)!.
But if your axe is massive, cold, and wet, you would be able to chop the chive up to two thousand and thirty nine pieces which is enough to get your uncle out!.
An alternate way is to blow torch the eyes of the pie eating chive first so it cant see you and then steal its pie!. Then you replace the pie with a can of radioactive waste so the chive would eat it and mutate into a friendly pumpkin!. Maybe then you would chop it up but personally I would forgive the pumpkin and take it to the county fair with me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But if your axe is massive, cold, and wet, you would be able to chop the chive up to two thousand and thirty nine pieces which is enough to get your uncle out!.
An alternate way is to blow torch the eyes of the pie eating chive first so it cant see you and then steal its pie!. Then you replace the pie with a can of radioactive waste so the chive would eat it and mutate into a friendly pumpkin!. Maybe then you would chop it up but personally I would forgive the pumpkin and take it to the county fair with me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes!. Chives are like slugs!. Sprinkle salt on them and they wither up and die!. But by the time you get your uncle out he will be covered with putrescence and in no condition to go to a fair!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Easy, send for Chuck Norris!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
uncles are like that:hogging up the pie from the chiveWww@Enter-QA@Com