B or D??????????????!


Question: B or D!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter!.

The first guy says "Wow, cool lighter!.!.!.where did you get it!?"

"A genie from a bottle granted me one wish!."

"Great, can I try it!?"

"Sure!."

First guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears!. "You are granted one wish says the genie!."

The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"

"Done" says the genie and disappears!.

A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and in come pouring in ducks!. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other through the bar door!.

"I can't believe this," says the guy who had just placed his wish, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

The second guy then says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12" Bic!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
DRILLIANT !!Www@Enter-QA@Com

oh my got i almosed pissed my self im forwarding that to everyone at work lol
have a bunch of stars ****************************************!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Great, loved it!. Nice start to the afternoon!. I wonder if we can round the Ducks up and sell them!.!.!.say £2-£3 each!.!.!.!.think about it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Excellent!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahhhahahhaha FUNNAAYYYWww@Enter-QA@Com

: )Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol, I need to read it twice to get it!. hah!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Great one there!.!.!.

I really had a laugh, in my head!.!.!

:DWww@Enter-QA@Com

good joke thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol heard it b4 but still laughedWww@Enter-QA@Com

Haha I like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO!

very funny , great joke
deerves a starWww@Enter-QA@Com

Lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol I like that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

niceWww@Enter-QA@Com

this genie has flunked twice in baby sitter ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com



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