What's a Tragedy?...?!


Question: What's a Tragedy!?!.!.!.!?
George Bush visits a primary school and sits in on one of the classes, which is in the middle of a discussion of words and their meaning!. The teacher asks Mr!. Bush if he would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy!." So, the illustrious president asks the class for an example of a "tragedy!."
One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy!." "That's wrong," Bush shouts!. "That would be considered an accident!."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy!."
"You are completely incorrect," shouts the senator!. "That would be what we would consider a great loss!."
The room goes silent!. No other children volunteer!.
Bush searches the room!. "Isn't there ! someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy!?"
Finally, at the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand!. In a quiet voice, he says, "If a plane carrying George Bush were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy!."
"Fantastic!" exclaims Bush!. "You are absolutely right!. Can you tell me why that would be a tragedy!?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Ha ha ha ha!


Oh man, gotta catch my breath on that one!. This is funny! Yeah, it WOULDN'T be a great loss or an accident, and in my eyes, it wouldn't be much of a tragedy either!. More like a cause for celebration!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That kid is smartWww@Enter-QA@Com

Too true!.!.star for that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

God I hate Bush but thankfully I don't have to live in the same country as him! Great joke though!Www@Enter-QA@Com

true lol
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent

!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com

Soooooo true!!!! lol!!

I hate Bush, though!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ahaha Oh man that made me laugh that deserves a star!!!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

so true!!

10000000000000000000000000!.!.!./10

great joke :]]Www@Enter-QA@Com



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