Another dum blonde joke???? ya heard?!


Question: Another dum blonde joke!?!?!?!? ya heard!?
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette!.
They all decided to go to the bar and they got fake IDs cause they were underage!.
So they go in and the bartender knows they are underage so he call the cops!.
The readhead informs the girls that the bartender has called the cops and they have to leave!.
So they go out the back door and they see this barn!.
They go inside and the redhead notices 3 potato sacks on the floor!.
See tells the girls to each hide in a potato sack!.
Then the police arrive in the bar, and the bartender takes them out back to look around!.
They go into the barn and look around!.
One cop says "They might be in those potato sacks"!.
So he kicks the first one containing the redhead and hears "woof woof"!. "That's a dog" he thinks to himself!.
He kicks the second bag containing the brunette and hears "Meow, meow" "Well that must be a cat" he thinks!.
Finally, he kicks the last bag containing the BLONDE girl and hears in a slow voice "po!.!.!.ta!.!.!.to!.!.!.es!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
people shut up and stop saying you have already heard it!. just be happy this person took the time to post this anyway!. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah that was awesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I heard that one before!. But it didn't have anything about a bar or anything like that!. It had police!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ahahhaahahahaahha ohh thhat genus!that never gets old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!baha!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i heard one simularWww@Enter-QA@Com

lmao

very funny!

starWww@Enter-QA@Com

Loved it! Got to send this to my mom, she would laugh her butt off!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nice and oldWww@Enter-QA@Com

All blondes are not dumb!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yeah I've heard that many times!. It's red head by the way, not read head!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

nope!.!.!.i have never heard it, but i didn't think it was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

very funny

"Blonde caller:“Can you give me the telephone number for Jack!?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning!. Now, can you give me the number for Jack!?”







blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4





These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.



They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.

why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet




Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet


how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box



this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."



two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I heard this one:

A redhead, brunette and blonde go on a roadtrip!.

The redhead's from Iowa, the brunette's from New York and the Blonde's from Florida!.

The redhead's driving!.

As they travel down the road, the redhead stops, reaches into her purse and tosses a bunch of corn out onto the highway and then peels off!.

The brunette says, "Why'd you do that!?" Redhead says, "Because I'm from Iowa and we have tons of corn everywhere!. I'm sick of corn and so I made a promise to myself that I'd toss some of that ugly corn out when I left the state line!.

Right then and there, the blonde throws open the car door and shoves the brunette out the door with the car flying at 80 mph!.

"What'd you do that for!?" the redhead demanded of the blonde in a fit of rage!.

The blonde says, "I'm from Florida and we have New Yorkers all over the place!. So I promised myself I'd get rid of some New Yorkers as soon as I left the state line!."

Bada-bing!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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