Are these kids quick & clever in their responce to teachers?'s ???!

TEACHER: “Maria, go to the map and find North America”
MARIA: “Here it is”!.
TEACHER: “Correct!. Now class, who discovered America” !?
CLASS: “Maria”
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TEACHER: “John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
Floor”!?
JOHN: “You told me to do it without using tables”!.
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TEACHER: “Glenn, how do you spell crocodile!?"
GLENN: “K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: “No, that's wrong”
GLENN: “Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it”!.
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TEACHER: “Donald, what is the chemical formula for water”!?
DONALD: “H I J K L M N O”!.
TEACHER: “What are you talking about”!?
DONALD: “Yesterday you said it's H to O”!.
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TEACHER: “Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn’t have ten years ago”!.
WINNIE: “Me”!
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TEACHER: “Glen, why do you always get so dirty”!?
GLEN: “Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are”!.
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TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it!. Now, Louie, do you know why his
Father didn't punish him”!?
LOUIS: “Because George still had the axe in his hand”!.
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TEACHER: “Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
Eating”!?
SIMON: “No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook”!.
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TEACHER: “Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
As your brother's!. Did you copy his”!?
CLYDE: “No, teacher, it's the same dog”!.
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TEACHER: “Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
People are no longer interested”!?
HAROLD: “A teacher”!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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