The person that has the funniest joke gets best answer?!


Question: The person that has the funniest joke gets best answer!?
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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter!. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier!. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans!. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day!. The husband checked into the hotel!. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife!. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email!.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral!. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack!. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends!. After reading the first message, she screamed and
fainted!. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me!. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones!. I've just arrived and have been checked in!. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow!. Looking forward to seeing you then!. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was!.

P!.S!. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!


step!. He picks it up, and throws it into the street!.
Five years later, the man hears a knock at his door!. When he opens the door, there sits the same snail!. The snail says, "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!!!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

- There once was this salesman who went to peoples doors selling clothes cleaner!.
- He came to this womans door and he said " With this magical formula I can make anything you give me clean "
- So she was like " okay then " and gave him a dirty white shirt that was brown
- He went " A wash wash wash and a sniff sniff sniff and it smells great! " And she smelled it and it actually worked!
- So she said try to wash this, and handed him a dirty old sock that smelled very bad!.
- He went " A wash wash wash and a sniff sniff sniff and it smells great! " And she smelled it and it smelled good!
- Finally she said "Okay try to wash these" and she handed him her dirty panties that she wore for weeks and they smelled like sweat and dirt!.
- So he went "A Wash wash wash and a sniff sniff sniff, and!.!.!.
A wash wash wash and a sniff sniff sniff,

La FinWww@Enter-QA@Com

Two smart hunters and a dumb hunter go out on a long hunting trip!. One day, the first hunter goes out and comes back a few hours later with a huge buck!. The second hunter says, "how did you get such a huge deer!?" The first hunter says: "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I get a big deer!." So the second hunter goes out and comes back with a huge buck!. The third hunter (the dumb one) asks, "how did you get that big deer!?" The second hunter replies, "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I get a big deer!." So the third hunter goes out and comes back all beaten up and bloody!. The first two ask him what happened, and he replies: "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I get hit by a train!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

there was a blonde, a brunett, and a redhead!.!.
there was a cold blooded killer in the house!.!.the redhead jumped into a box that said DOGS and started barking like a dog!.!. the brunett went into a box that said CATS and meowed like a cat!. the blonde jumped into a bag of potatoes and said P-O-T-A-T-O-E-SWww@Enter-QA@Com

The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."


An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."



a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.


A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."

"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "

"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."



There are two women!. And one other woman!. THey are sitting on a bench waiting for the 45 bus!.One of the women says, "Well, my husband's is LONG AND HARD!. and he sticks it right in as if it was a piece of cake!. NO TROUBLE AT ALL!"The other woman said, "well, my husband's is long as well and also hard!. but i have seen your husband's!. it's not as long and hard as MY husband's!. he just puts it in there easily like he's been doing it all day!. he's an expert!"Other woman says, "Hey, YOU DON'T talk about your sex lives in public!"one woman says, "look, we're just talking about our husbands' plumbing skills and toilet plunger!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I've got a couple:
If a big breasted woman eats at Hooters, where does a 1 legged man eat!?
IHOP

What does a gay horse eat!?
HAAYYY!-you know how gay men say it funny, like that!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why did the chicken cross the road!?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

what do you call cheese that's not yurs : N-A-C-H-O- C-H-E-E-S-E-


PS!.HEY JESSIE SEE YOU SUNDAY = )Www@Enter-QA@Com



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