Can you spell Mississippi?!
Question: Can you spell Mississippi!?
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on!. They
sit down and engage in an animated conversation that
seems to be English!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them
at first, but her attention is galvanized when she
hears one of them say the following: "Emma come
first!. Den I come!. Den two asses come together!. I
come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together
again!. I come again and pee twice!. Then I come one
lasta time!."
The lady can't take this any more, "You
foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted
indignantly!. "In this country we don't speak aloud
in public places about our sex lives!."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man!.
"Who talkin'abouta sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
Mississippi !."
$5!.00 says you're gonna read this again!Www@Enter-QA@Com
sit down and engage in an animated conversation that
seems to be English!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them
at first, but her attention is galvanized when she
hears one of them say the following: "Emma come
first!. Den I come!. Den two asses come together!. I
come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together
again!. I come again and pee twice!. Then I come one
lasta time!."
The lady can't take this any more, "You
foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted
indignantly!. "In this country we don't speak aloud
in public places about our sex lives!."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man!.
"Who talkin'abouta sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
Mississippi !."
$5!.00 says you're gonna read this again!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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There are two women!. And one other woman!. THey are sitting on a bench waiting for the 45 bus!.One of the women says, "Well, my husband's is LONG AND HARD!. and he sticks it right in as if it was a piece of cake!. NO TROUBLE AT ALL!"The other woman said, "well, my husband's is long as well and also hard!. but i have seen your husband's!. it's not as long and hard as MY husband's!. he just puts it in there easily like he's been doing it all day!. he's an expert!"Other woman says, "Hey, YOU DON'T talk about your sex lives in public!"one woman says, "look, we're just talking about our husbands' plumbing skills and toilet plunger!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
There are two women!. And one other woman!. THey are sitting on a bench waiting for the 45 bus!.One of the women says, "Well, my husband's is LONG AND HARD!. and he sticks it right in as if it was a piece of cake!. NO TROUBLE AT ALL!"The other woman said, "well, my husband's is long as well and also hard!. but i have seen your husband's!. it's not as long and hard as MY husband's!. he just puts it in there easily like he's been doing it all day!. he's an expert!"Other woman says, "Hey, YOU DON'T talk about your sex lives in public!"one woman says, "look, we're just talking about our husbands' plumbing skills and toilet plunger!Www@Enter-QA@Com