Two blonde essex girls?!
Question: Two blonde essex girls!?
Walk into a department store, They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle!. Debs sprays it on her wrist and smells it!. "That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace"
"Yeah what's it called!?"
"Viens a moi"
"VIENS A MOI, what the f**k does that mean!?"
At this stage the assistant offers some help!. "Viens a moi ladies is French for 'come to me'"
Debs takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again saying "That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Yeah what's it called!?"
"Viens a moi"
"VIENS A MOI, what the f**k does that mean!?"
At this stage the assistant offers some help!. "Viens a moi ladies is French for 'come to me'"
Debs takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again saying "That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Brilliant!!
Have a star,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have a star,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
so what's the differance between 2 essex girls and a shopping trolley!? the shopping trolley gives you the pound backWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fricking hilarious
u get a star * =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
fricking hilarious
u get a star * =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent and funny thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
bloody hilarious!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats kinda funny cuz my cousins are essex and blond, and their called Debbie and MaceyWww@Enter-QA@Com
OLD BUT ALWAYS FUNNY!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chubby Brown at his finest!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's so stupid that it's funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
roflmfao good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
not badWww@Enter-QA@Com
made me smile well doneWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!. have a star on me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny and good
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two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Blonde caller:“Can you give me the telephone number for Jack!?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning!. Now, can you give me the number for Jack!?”
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com