One of my favourite jokes?!
Question: One of my favourite jokes!?
Two statues of a naked man and a naked woman stood on two podiums facing each other for a hundred years!. One day a fairy came upon them and waved her magic wand and brought them both to life!. She told them that they would be alive for one day only, and that they could do whatever they wanted!. So, the man looks at the woman and says "Come on then, lets do it!" and the woman says "Do what!?" and the man says "IT!! you know, IT!" and the woman says, "oh, oh i dont know if i want to!?" and the man says "What!? are you mad!? why dont you want to!?" and the woman says, "Well, it seems really dirty and seedy and crude and just downright horrible and nasty!" and the man says "I cant believe this! we have stood up there for hundreds of years, and not a day has gone by when we havent wanted to do it, and now we have got the chance, and you dont want to!? Whats wrong with you!?" and the woman says "Well, if you put it like that, ok!and the man says "Great, you hold the pigeons and I'll sh1t on them!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Ha ha!! That was definitely not the outcome I was expecting!.
Hilarious, that was well presented, and so much fun!.
Thanks for sharing that with us!.
I hope that you don't mind if I borrow that joke some time, if you don't want me to just email me and say no!. that's OK "lol"
Hee hee hee!!! Ha ha ha!!! good one!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious, that was well presented, and so much fun!.
Thanks for sharing that with us!.
I hope that you don't mind if I borrow that joke some time, if you don't want me to just email me and say no!. that's OK "lol"
Hee hee hee!!! Ha ha ha!!! good one!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heheheh, reminds me of a joke i heard a while ago off a friend!. unfortunately, i cant remember it well enough to write it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That joke brings back memories of when I lived in Chicago,and took long walks on Lake shore Drive along Grant Park!. Thanks! LMAO!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. awesome lol
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. awesome lol
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahhahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao that was hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
one of my favourites too!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one !! You get really few good jokes around on the internet these days!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!!! Now that was good!. You get a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not bad at all!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one :)!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was funny, can I borrow it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is a really good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funniest I've heard in a while!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!!!!
that was funny!. Imao!.
Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was funny!. Imao!.
Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha
lmao that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's a good one !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
for all of you out there with a dirty mind!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
HA, HA
good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA, HA
good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haa haa
you had cause pain in my ***Www@Enter-QA@Com
you had cause pain in my ***Www@Enter-QA@Com