I love the irish dont you.?!
Question: I love the irish dont you!.!?
Paddy says to murphy im going on holiday do you want some fags bringing back!. Oh that would be grand says murphy ill have 200 bensons!. Two weeks later paddy returns and says to murphy that will be ￡74!.50!. Bloody hell says murphy were the hell did you go!. Blackpool repies paddyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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my fave irish joke will always be the one about paddy and mick parking on double yellows :}Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like him!.
Here are Irish policemen!.
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint!.
Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5
people in a Quattro, Quattro means four"
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts
disbelievingly!. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry
five persons!."
"You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four!.
You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law!."
The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I
want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno!."
Do you like them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here are Irish policemen!.
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint!.
Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5
people in a Quattro, Quattro means four"
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts
disbelievingly!. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry
five persons!."
"You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four!.
You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law!."
The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I
want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno!."
Do you like them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together!. They each bought a pint of Guinness!. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head!. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust!. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened!. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BA***RD!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. very good lol
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. very good lol
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
WTF!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO, VERY FUNNYWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nicely told joke, you made me giggle a lot!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats cheap for 200 ciggarettes!.
On the subject of cheap , so is this jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
On the subject of cheap , so is this jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
I am from Ireland and I don't find it funny at all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it!.!.!. I'm Irish too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haiyaWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm Irish!.!.!. don't get that joke at all!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes
they are quite the people i must admitWww@Enter-QA@Com
they are quite the people i must admitWww@Enter-QA@Com