Most funniest racist joke uve ever heard?!
Question: Most funniest racist joke uve ever heard!?
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jus wonderin, wats that most funniest or offensive "joke" u have ever heard!?
can b on stereotypes and etc :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
jus wonderin, wats that most funniest or offensive "joke" u have ever heard!?
can b on stereotypes and etc :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
There is this CHINESE bartender in a bar!.A man goes in and says "Hey donkey,gimme a beer!."The bartender hands him one!.
Another man comes in and says "Donkey,get me a beer!." The bartender gives him one!.
A man watching at the side asks the bartender why they call him donkey!."He-haw he-haw just call me that lor!."
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What do u call 1000 ******* skydiving!?
Nightfall!.
What do u do when you see your TV float at night!?
Drop it ******!.
We play catching when we're young to have fun!.!. So what does a ****** do to have fun!?
They take turns sliding down a zebra, screaming, "Now u see me, Now u don't!"
There was a chinese man and!.!.!.
There was a chinese man and a black man standing at a pond!. The chinese man was standing there and told the black man, that if you skip a rock across the pond it will tell you one of you greatest ancestors!. So, the chinese man skipped a rock across and the pond said, "Ching-Chang-Chee!." The chinese man said that it was his great uncle!. So the black man said, "let me try!." So he skipped the rock and the pond said, "Chim-Pan-Zee"
Is it better to be born!.!.!.
Q: Is it better to be born black or gay!?
A: Black - because you don't have to tell your folks!.
No offence to fellow ******* and blacks!.!. Love u all, just for
laughter!.!.
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Why do people take Spanish!?
Why do people take spanish!?
So they can get their orders right when they go to McDonalds!.
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Why dont they have the olympics in Mexico!?
Because anyone who can run jump or swim is already accross the border!.
Why doesn't Mexico have an official Olympic team!?
Because the mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America!.
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A Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and he noticed that he was the only Mexican man there!. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him!.
The white man said, "Colored people are not aloud here," The Mexican man turned around and stood up!.
He then said:
"Listen Pendejo!.!.!.!.!.!.!. when i was born i was BROWN,
When I grew up, I was BROWN,
When I am sick, I am BROWN
When I go In the sun I am BROWN,
When I am cold, I am BROWN,
When I die, I'll be BROWN
But you, Pendejo!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
When you're born, you're pink,
When you grow up, you're white,
When you're sick, you're green,
When you go in the sun, you turn red,
When you're cold, you turn blue,
And when you die, you turn purple,
And you have the nerve to call me colored!?!!?!!?!"
This is just for laughter!.Im not racist!.All those who found this offensive,don't worry coz even i am on the list of people in this jokes :)WHITEWww@Enter-QA@Com
Another man comes in and says "Donkey,get me a beer!." The bartender gives him one!.
A man watching at the side asks the bartender why they call him donkey!."He-haw he-haw just call me that lor!."
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
What do u call 1000 ******* skydiving!?
Nightfall!.
What do u do when you see your TV float at night!?
Drop it ******!.
We play catching when we're young to have fun!.!. So what does a ****** do to have fun!?
They take turns sliding down a zebra, screaming, "Now u see me, Now u don't!"
There was a chinese man and!.!.!.
There was a chinese man and a black man standing at a pond!. The chinese man was standing there and told the black man, that if you skip a rock across the pond it will tell you one of you greatest ancestors!. So, the chinese man skipped a rock across and the pond said, "Ching-Chang-Chee!." The chinese man said that it was his great uncle!. So the black man said, "let me try!." So he skipped the rock and the pond said, "Chim-Pan-Zee"
Is it better to be born!.!.!.
Q: Is it better to be born black or gay!?
A: Black - because you don't have to tell your folks!.
No offence to fellow ******* and blacks!.!. Love u all, just for
laughter!.!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Why do people take Spanish!?
Why do people take spanish!?
So they can get their orders right when they go to McDonalds!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Why dont they have the olympics in Mexico!?
Because anyone who can run jump or swim is already accross the border!.
Why doesn't Mexico have an official Olympic team!?
Because the mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America!.
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A Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and he noticed that he was the only Mexican man there!. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him!.
The white man said, "Colored people are not aloud here," The Mexican man turned around and stood up!.
He then said:
"Listen Pendejo!.!.!.!.!.!.!. when i was born i was BROWN,
When I grew up, I was BROWN,
When I am sick, I am BROWN
When I go In the sun I am BROWN,
When I am cold, I am BROWN,
When I die, I'll be BROWN
But you, Pendejo!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
When you're born, you're pink,
When you grow up, you're white,
When you're sick, you're green,
When you go in the sun, you turn red,
When you're cold, you turn blue,
And when you die, you turn purple,
And you have the nerve to call me colored!?!!?!!?!"
This is just for laughter!.Im not racist!.All those who found this offensive,don't worry coz even i am on the list of people in this jokes :)WHITEWww@Enter-QA@Com
ohhh i have a joke that i am fairly ashamed to know but ill say it anyways even though you probably know it!.!.!.!.
whats the difference between a jewish person and a pizza!?!?the pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven :(( sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
whats the difference between a jewish person and a pizza!?!?the pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven :(( sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
Just as everyone here has said, I'm not racist!.
If all humans lived in a jacket, where would you put the black people!?
In the hood!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If all humans lived in a jacket, where would you put the black people!?
In the hood!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There is no funny racist joke, they are either funny or racist!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'm so tempted to answer this!.!.!. but they'd be too meanWww@Enter-QA@Com
u r staying where again!?!?!? sound more like a nut house to me!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm not racist!.!. but my brother's have told me a few jokes cause they went to a racist school!. I have to say the best one that I heard!. (and I know it's not true cause my dad was raised in mexico)
How do you count the population of a mexican village!?
You role a quarter down the street!.
Hwo do you tell who the richest of them are!?
The person who got the quarter!.
x!.x and then (yes I have black friends!.!.!. this one is a little bad, and I have black in me!.!.!. not enough to make me look black at all, but still there)
What do you call a group of white people running!?
an avalanche
what do you call a group of mexicans running!?
a mud slide
What do you call a group of black running
Jail break
=] I'm normally against racist jokes, but if it helps me get a Best answer, I'm up for my share of what I've heard!. I'm not racist at all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do you count the population of a mexican village!?
You role a quarter down the street!.
Hwo do you tell who the richest of them are!?
The person who got the quarter!.
x!.x and then (yes I have black friends!.!.!. this one is a little bad, and I have black in me!.!.!. not enough to make me look black at all, but still there)
What do you call a group of white people running!?
an avalanche
what do you call a group of mexicans running!?
a mud slide
What do you call a group of black running
Jail break
=] I'm normally against racist jokes, but if it helps me get a Best answer, I'm up for my share of what I've heard!. I'm not racist at all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com