A few crackers?!
Question: A few crackers!?
Sean Connery gets a call from his agent about a job!.
The agent says: “It starts tomorrow morning!. You’ll have to be there for 10ish!.”
Connery furrows his brow and says: “Tenish!? But I don’t even have a racket!.”
Two men are walking along the street towards each other,
Both dragging their right feet!.
As they meet, one points to his foot and says: “Gulf War, back in 1990!.”
The other points behind him and says: “Dog mess, 19 yard back!.”
Dad: “How were your exams today son!?”
Son: “Underwater!.”
Dad: “What do you mean!?”
Son: “Below C level!.”
A woman rushes into her house one morning and yells to her husband to start packing right away because she had won the lottery!.
“That’s fantastic,” he said!. “Shall I pack for warm or cold weather!?”
“Whatever you want,” she replies!. Just as long as you’re out of the house by midday!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
The agent says: “It starts tomorrow morning!. You’ll have to be there for 10ish!.”
Connery furrows his brow and says: “Tenish!? But I don’t even have a racket!.”
Two men are walking along the street towards each other,
Both dragging their right feet!.
As they meet, one points to his foot and says: “Gulf War, back in 1990!.”
The other points behind him and says: “Dog mess, 19 yard back!.”
Dad: “How were your exams today son!?”
Son: “Underwater!.”
Dad: “What do you mean!?”
Son: “Below C level!.”
A woman rushes into her house one morning and yells to her husband to start packing right away because she had won the lottery!.
“That’s fantastic,” he said!. “Shall I pack for warm or cold weather!?”
“Whatever you want,” she replies!. Just as long as you’re out of the house by midday!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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so funny joke !.!.!.i liked that exam joke !.!.!.!.!.!.it very very funny!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i luved the dog mess one lol hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
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hehe!.!.!.
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hehe!.!.!.
so funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmfao with no 2 and no 4 is well!?
ha ha ha
you no your stuff
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first good joke of the day lol very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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