What are the main differences between you and your boss ?!
Question: What are the main differences between you and your boss !?
When you take a long time, you're slow!.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough!.
When you don't do it, you're lazy!.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy!.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot!.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human!.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority!.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative!.
When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed!.
When your boss does it, he's being firm!.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude!.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original!.
When you please your boss, you're apple polishing!.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative!.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around!.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business!.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick!.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill!.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview!.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough!.
When you don't do it, you're lazy!.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy!.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot!.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human!.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority!.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative!.
When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed!.
When your boss does it, he's being firm!.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude!.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original!.
When you please your boss, you're apple polishing!.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative!.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around!.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business!.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick!.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill!.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview!.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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The only real difference between you and your boSS is that while you only have one "S" to deal with (your boSS), your boSS has two "SS" to deal with and thusly he can put out twice the crap that you can!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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yea, but work is work!.
nice is this yours!? (the work i mean)Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice is this yours!? (the work i mean)Www@Enter-QA@Com
your boss is a boss and you is just an ordinary person or under by your boss!.!.!.is it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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the only difference between me and my boss is that he has a higher rankWww@Enter-QA@Com
Jeez- you love your boss huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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