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Psychiatric Telephone Hotline
Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Telephone Hotline!.
If you are an obsessive-compulsive, please tap 1 repeatedly!.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2!.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6!.
If you are paranoid and delusional, we know who you are and what you want!. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call!.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press!.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press!. No one will answer you!.
If you are anxious, just start pressing random numbers!.
If you are phobic, don't press anything!.
If you are anal retentive, please hold!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Telephone Hotline!.
If you are an obsessive-compulsive, please tap 1 repeatedly!.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2!.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6!.
If you are paranoid and delusional, we know who you are and what you want!. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call!.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press!.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press!. No one will answer you!.
If you are anxious, just start pressing random numbers!.
If you are phobic, don't press anything!.
If you are anal retentive, please hold!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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I've seen this one a few times over the last few years!.!.!.it's still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com