A little Irish humour, anyone.?!
Question: A little Irish humour, anyone!.!?
Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death!.
The family called their preacher to stand with them!.
As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate, and he motioned frantically for something to write on!.
The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper,
and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died!.
The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket!.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died!.
He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died!. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all!."
He opened the note, and read, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The family called their preacher to stand with them!.
As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate, and he motioned frantically for something to write on!.
The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper,
and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died!.
The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket!.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died!.
He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died!. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all!."
He opened the note, and read, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Yes please!. As I am from Ireland I would read Irish jokes anytime and this is another excellent one from you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heard it before but it never gets ol'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good un 10/10!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
bet the pastor felt like homer simpson!.!.!.doh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!.LOL! And, sad!.(tear)Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg lol thats hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
I liked that one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha very good !Www@Enter-QA@Com
ohh thats a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
pmsl!. great joke!. thanks made me laugh :DWww@Enter-QA@Com