How about a blonde joke?!
Question: How about a blonde joke!?
Someone saw a blonde eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, "So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll - Tootsie Pop!?"
Without a thought, the blonde replied, "Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick through the wrapper!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Without a thought, the blonde replied, "Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick through the wrapper!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Omg, that was freaking hilarious!!! I loved the puchline! lol
(Edit) To Jane Smith, its just a joke, and if you haven't noticed, Sir Jeph is also blonde and he doesn't mind!Www@Enter-QA@Com
(Edit) To Jane Smith, its just a joke, and if you haven't noticed, Sir Jeph is also blonde and he doesn't mind!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one how bout this!?
A blonde was down on her luck!. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!.
So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree!. 'I've kidnapped you!', said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, 'I've kidnapped your kid!. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground!. Signed, A Blonde!.'
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents!.
The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bag was sitting there!. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, 'How could you do this to a fellow blonde!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde was down on her luck!. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!.
So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree!. 'I've kidnapped you!', said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, 'I've kidnapped your kid!. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground!. Signed, A Blonde!.'
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents!.
The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bag was sitting there!. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, 'How could you do this to a fellow blonde!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Blond girl gets into her car only to find out its been broken into!. she calls police to report the crime and theft of steering wheel hand bake and pedels!. police turn up and ask her to get out from the back seat of the car!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny!.!.!.lol
heres one: she was so blonde that at the bottom of the application where it says 'sign here', she put 'Sagittarius!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
heres one: she was so blonde that at the bottom of the application where it says 'sign here', she put 'Sagittarius!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
i prefer blonde inventions to the standard jokes: i!.e!.
the waterproof towelWww@Enter-QA@Com
the waterproof towelWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny,dude!. LOL So, you let her lick the wrapper!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one ha ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao
mine is
What does a blonde say when she sees cherrios!?
Look doughnut seeds XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
mine is
What does a blonde say when she sees cherrios!?
Look doughnut seeds XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
listen you need to shut your mouth because
I am very smart and I am blonde!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am very smart and I am blonde!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg she must have been a natural blonde!. pmslWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
great one
thanks for posting!.!.!.
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great one
thanks for posting!.!.!.
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good one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao did you make that up!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. love it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com