Most outrageous answer wins!?!
Question: Most outrageous answer wins!!?
if u got stuck in a bathroom at a store and the store closed rite after and u were starving what would you do!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
id eat myself!. start chewing on my arm, or just go to sleep on the toilet, then in the morning leave the bathroom and steal everything in the store, walk right outWww@Enter-QA@Com
well it depends on if they lock the bathroom!.!.!.most places don't and it depends on what kind of store it is!.!.!.grocery, target, kohls, best buy!? but if it was a grocery store I would!.!.!. go to the deli and grab some plastic gloves and put them on!. then I would go to the seafood tank and pull out a lobster or two!.!.!.grab a jug of green tea or chocolate milk depending on the mood I was in!.!.!.grab some cashews to munch while I cooked!.!.!.go back to the deli and find a nice side dish!. then whip out a pot and start water to boil for my lobster!. I would boil the lobster and sit down and eat till I was full!. I would gather the trash and take it back to the bathroom and put it in the large can and push it down!. If there was no wasy to just walk out!.!.Then I would consider calling the police and telling them I had been locked in the store and needed help to get out!. wahla!.!.!.lobster heist made easy!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
First, I would use a pin or clip in my hair to try to escape from the bathroom!. Then, I would venture out into the store and eat whatever snacks they have and drink all the Dr!. Pepper!. FInally, I would either sleep on the counter untill morning or use my hair clip trick to try to get out of the store, but that might set the alarm so I'd just go to sleep!. Then in the morning, I would!.!.!.!.!.!.go home!. (=Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would make like McGyver and use some gum that I was chewing, a toothpick that I had grabbed earlier in the night at a restaurant, some soap (hoping they had it) maybe some toilet paper and water and climb up on the toilet and get the duct cover off with the toothpick, crawl through it amidst all the animals that are probably there!. Sliding through cause of the soap!.!.!.(oh ya!.!.!.not hungry)
Still have 1/2 a toothpick so I would get rid of the animals that way!. Use the toilet paper soaked in water to keep my mouth wet and then use the gum to pull the other side of the duct off when I got to it with my gum!. Then out I go !.!. To find the idiot who locked me in there in the first place!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Still have 1/2 a toothpick so I would get rid of the animals that way!. Use the toilet paper soaked in water to keep my mouth wet and then use the gum to pull the other side of the duct off when I got to it with my gum!. Then out I go !.!. To find the idiot who locked me in there in the first place!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
having survived with little food (being health food in house for some years now) i know ill be able to hodl otu until i had called the police, explained my situation, got out by the manager or soem person liek that, then eat before bed!. then ealry in th emorning, ill look for a lawyer to seur the idiot/store for my embarrasment, time, and negliance for not makign sure EVERYONE was out of the store before they locked up
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I'd crawl threw the sewer pipes until i ended up in the sewer and then I would get the rats and fry it with the fumes , then I would get the rat hair and glue it to my mouth and rub against somthing until I realise its a ladder then I would walk up and discover I pooped my pants, so I went back down to clean them in the sewer water but then the acid eats threw them so I climp up the ladder and discover Im at the HOLLYWOOD sign, take off the "H" and then make them into pants, travel to Brittany spears' house and party with a chihuahua in a toilet then lick its tail!.
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Squeeze through the sewage pipes, travel to sombodey's house, stick my head out of the toilet while their going poo, say 'peekaboo!' and go all the way through the pipes again down to where lot's of people are, then walk around like a decomposed zombie trying to bite people's arms off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i would drink the water from the tap and after im not thirsty i would run really really hot water so the tap woul heat up and cook my poop in it until all the grossness evaporated then eat the leftover corn bits!. if the soap was lemon flavoured i would add it to my dish to add a lil' zzzest ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would write a note, "Help! I'm locked in!" on toilet paper to display in the store window!. Then I would stand next to it and do jumping jacks to attract attention from passersby that could summon help!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
most outrageous!?
in that case, I'M OUTRAGED!
HOW IN THE @#$% DO YOU GET LOCKED INSIDE A BATHROOM!?
they all lock from the outside!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
in that case, I'M OUTRAGED!
HOW IN THE @#$% DO YOU GET LOCKED INSIDE A BATHROOM!?
they all lock from the outside!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would remember that I am Reed Richards and slip through the vent!.!.!. Hopefully its a walmart bathroom cause you can get anything there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd pull off a ceiling panel & crawl thru to the grocery dept--would need a soft landing so maybe I would fall thru in the bread departmentWww@Enter-QA@Com
make a mess with toilet paper and soap evvverywhere for that stupid janitor that locked me in there to clean up in the morning!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
U said zat ze store is closed not ze bathroom!. u could just get out of ze bathroom and it watever u find in ze storeWww@Enter-QA@Com
eat the soap or take something that u could break the door down and get out and eat the store food mostly i coose the soapWww@Enter-QA@Com
Go number 2 eat half of it and use other bit to pick lock then if that doesent work call on et!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
break the door and come out isn't that simple!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd tear that place up like it was my own sequel to 'Home Alone'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'd hope to be at a grocery store and eat their food!.
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Have a baby and eat it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
grab my cell phone and call 911Www@Enter-QA@Com
eat toilet paper!. and im not joking!.Www@Enter-QA@Com