What r the funniest yo mama jokes uve heard?!


Question: What r the funniest yo mama jokes uve heard!?
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im not racist!!-

your mamas like the border everyday hundreds of mexicans climb her

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Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals!."
Yo mama so ugly she didn't need a costume when she stared in Star Wars
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class!.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince

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Your mama is like a taxi!. "Pay to get on" xD
Six Flags is now called Three Flags, on the account of your mama mistaking them for Hot Dogs!.
Your mama is so dumb, when she walked to the airport, and saw the Sign!. Airplane Left!. She went back home!.
Your mama is so fat, when she went across our house we missed out on a year's worth of sunlight!.
Your mama is so fat, when she decided to breathe we had the next Ice Age!.
Your mama is so ugly, The doctor threw her out the window!.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to a Haunted House, the ghosts and goblins, said sorry no professionals!.
Your mama is so ugly, kids dress UP as your mama!.
Your mama is so ugly the boogey man checks under his bed for your mama!.
Your mama is so fat, when she went to Macdonalds, Burger King cried!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"I'm trying to save up money for college"


"Your mom goes to college!.!.!.*smirk*"



*Asian voice* "Yo mama so fat, her intestinal tract is great wall of china!"

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yo mamas so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side


yo mamas so fat she sat on the sidewalk and got a parking ticketWww@Enter-QA@Com

Here's my own original:

Your mama's like an elevator: She likes to go up and down and always takes too long to come!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mamma so fat she jumped into the sea and the whales started singin we r family even tho ur bigger than meWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama is so loose I have to strap a plank to my a*se so I don't fall in!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mamas so fat, that when she crossed our window, we missed four days of sunshine!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of george washingtons noseWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo momma is so fat, when you get on top of her, your ears pop =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scaleWww@Enter-QA@Com

your mamas so fat we had to take two trains and one bus to get on her good side!Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mammas so fat she got her own area code!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo momma's so fat when she walked past me when i woz watchin TV I missed 2 hours of my TV time

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