Do you know any good white jokes?!
Question: Do you know any good white jokes!?
I would like to here some!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Why cant you hear rabbits making love!?
Cotton balls!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cotton balls!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Redneck goes to the Dr!. to find out how he and his wife can stop having so many children, so the Dr!. recommends a vasectomy, The redneck asks about the cost and is told that is costs $2000!.00 !. He explains to the Dr!. that he can not afford this, so the Dr!. tells him of a less expensive method, the redneck is very interested so asks about it's cost and is told that it is $20!.00, OK he says, "what do I need to do!?
"Well, "says the Dr!." go buy a 12 pack of beer, and an M80, drink the beer, then put the M80 in one canlight it, hold it to your ear and count to ten!." the redneck agrees although he doesn't understand how that would work, but doesn't want to argue with the Dr!.
So he goes home with his purchases, drinks the beer,puts the m80 in the can, lights it ,holds it to his ear and begins counting 1-2-3-4-5-looks at his hands places the can between his legs and finished counting 6-7-8-Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Well, "says the Dr!." go buy a 12 pack of beer, and an M80, drink the beer, then put the M80 in one canlight it, hold it to your ear and count to ten!." the redneck agrees although he doesn't understand how that would work, but doesn't want to argue with the Dr!.
So he goes home with his purchases, drinks the beer,puts the m80 in the can, lights it ,holds it to his ear and begins counting 1-2-3-4-5-looks at his hands places the can between his legs and finished counting 6-7-8-Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call a bunch of white guys standing around in a circle!?
A dope ring!.
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black guy!?
The PGA tour!.
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane!?
Snow!.
How many white guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb!?
One!. The others will screw anything!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A dope ring!.
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black guy!?
The PGA tour!.
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane!?
Snow!.
How many white guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb!?
One!. The others will screw anything!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha I'm white!.!.!. but here's a few:
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane!?
Snow!.
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man!?
The PGA tour!.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb!?
One, white men will screw anything!.
Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village to scoop souvenirs and autographs!. The first says, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security system that we can utilize to scam our way in!."
Immediately, a burly athlete walks up to the table and states, "Angus MacPherson!. Scotland!. Shotput!." He opens his gym bag to display a shotput to the registration attendant!.
The attendant says, "Very good, Mr!. MacPherson!. Here is your packet of registration materials, complete with hotel keys, passes to all Olympic events, meal tickets, and other information!."
The first guy gets inspired and grabs a small tree sapling, strips off the limbs and roots, walks up the registration table and states: "Chuck Wagon!. Canada!. Javelin!."
The attendant says, "Very good, Mr!. Wagon!. Here is your packet of registration materials, hotel keys, passes, meal tickets, and so forth!. Good luck!"
The second guy grabs a street utility manhole cover, walks up to the registration table and states: "Dusty Rhodes!. Australia!. Discus!."
The attendant says, "Terrific, Mr!. Rhodes!. Here is your packet of registration materials, hotel keys, a full set of passes, and meal tickets!. Enjoy yourself!."
They scamper in, but suddenly realize the third guy is missing!. They groan, because he's a simpleton from the hills of Vermont!. They forgot to make sure he doesn't do something stupid and blow their cover stories!.
Just then he walks proudly up to the table with a roll of barbed wire under his arm and states: "Foster Bean!. Hardwick, Vermont!. Fencing!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane!?
Snow!.
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man!?
The PGA tour!.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb!?
One, white men will screw anything!.
Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village to scoop souvenirs and autographs!. The first says, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security system that we can utilize to scam our way in!."
Immediately, a burly athlete walks up to the table and states, "Angus MacPherson!. Scotland!. Shotput!." He opens his gym bag to display a shotput to the registration attendant!.
The attendant says, "Very good, Mr!. MacPherson!. Here is your packet of registration materials, complete with hotel keys, passes to all Olympic events, meal tickets, and other information!."
The first guy gets inspired and grabs a small tree sapling, strips off the limbs and roots, walks up the registration table and states: "Chuck Wagon!. Canada!. Javelin!."
The attendant says, "Very good, Mr!. Wagon!. Here is your packet of registration materials, hotel keys, passes, meal tickets, and so forth!. Good luck!"
The second guy grabs a street utility manhole cover, walks up to the registration table and states: "Dusty Rhodes!. Australia!. Discus!."
The attendant says, "Terrific, Mr!. Rhodes!. Here is your packet of registration materials, hotel keys, a full set of passes, and meal tickets!. Enjoy yourself!."
They scamper in, but suddenly realize the third guy is missing!. They groan, because he's a simpleton from the hills of Vermont!. They forgot to make sure he doesn't do something stupid and blow their cover stories!.
Just then he walks proudly up to the table with a roll of barbed wire under his arm and states: "Foster Bean!. Hardwick, Vermont!. Fencing!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you hear about the white guy who goes to work and pays his taxes and takes care of his kids!?
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Of course you did!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would prefer, not to!.It would open up a whole can a worms for some to come out with the really horribly racist black jokes!. SorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
your so rascist!. and people talk about how annoying fizzdude and his follower are!. at least they arent rascistWww@Enter-QA@Com
No, I don't I'm sorry!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Just need points xD!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q:What is your favorite thing to smear cheese on!?
A: A crackerWww@Enter-QA@Com
A: A crackerWww@Enter-QA@Com